i’m sorry but i just don’t understand why you had to throw your toffee apple at me.
requested by: anon
“I’m sorry but I just don’t understand why you’ve had to throw your toffee apple at me!” Peter was completely clueless as to what he’d done to deserve something so sticky on his clothes.
“Really? You can’t think of anything that might have caused this?” You were almost yelling at him.
“Like I said before, no!” He was angry and confused, clearly having no idea what was going on, but this just made you even more furious.
“Oh, right. Because I’m a complete lunatic who just throws toffee apples at people for no reason at all?”
“Look, babe, you’re not making any sense at all. That’s not at what I said, but if I’m honest it does seem like you’re throwing them without a reason.” That was it, the last straw in this fight.
You threw a second toffee apple at him with as much force as you could muster, all your anger. But of course, he dodged it with no problem. You huffed. “You now owe me two of those.”
“Alright,” he said gently, hands held up in a surrender, “I’ll buy you two more. But will you please tell me what I have done wrong so I can properly apologise?” Now close enough, he slipped a hand around your waist and kissed your cheek.
You couldn’t help your blush as you came to the realisation that… “I can’t remember.”
His reaction was not at all what you expected.
He took a deep breath and went to the nearest vendor. He said with a slight laugh in his tone, “Excuse me, I’ll have two toffee apples for her and one for me to throw at her head, please.”
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