chamiryokuroi:

anachronismstellar:

chamiryokuroi:

Tony is so proud of his manipulative sons.

Lil Harley, who can and will talk you around any topic until you end agreeing to whatever he wants, And Peter who will just flash a pout with a trembling lip and you will trip over yourself to do anything he wants.

But can you imagine it tho-

Imagine Tony doing ridiculous bets with Harley about Harley getting people to do stuff for him like: once Harley convinced Happy to drive to every Burguer King in Manhattan just to compare their fries and see if they really taste the same. Or that time when Harley got Rhodey to be his moving target for his new potato gun. Tony loses every fucking time because holy shit that kid can even talk around Pepper! Pepper of-course-I’m-not-going-to-pretend-to-be-your-mother-Harley-thats-insane-and-illegal-and-wait-is-this-for-an-extra-class?-Aw-sure-honey-let-me-sign-it-for-you-Pepper who is immune to every BS Tony ever said to her!

And Peter pout face, don’t let him do his kicked puppy eyes to you or you are doomed to spend an entire evening doing the most random things from fixing Ned’s Death Star Lego because “it was already done Mr Stark and it was my fault that Ned had to start everything all over again!” to watch all his supposed to be secret videos that he totally should NOT BE RECORDING WHAT THE HELL PETER- Wait is that you kicking Cap’s ass? Good job Kid

Just- Gimme Dad!Tony being a dork and happy with his adopted science kids okay *sobs*

I love this so much, holy shit.