peter being an edgelord gen z kid

spideysstark:

and tony being the confused!adult

“now is that a mood or what?” “peter? dum-e literally just dumped motor oil smoothie over himself? what?”

(to MJ and ned) “when i glo-up and start getting good grades, im gonna smoke all you bitches” “peter you’re top of your class?”

mj: “do you think bleach would make a good smoothie?” 
peter: “sounds like a filling breakfast”
tony: “pETER WHAT THE FUCK-”