Scenario: The team tries to get reader and Bucky together, also bucky is a damsel in distress once again.
Nat has created a chatroom.
Nat has invited Steve, Clint, Vision, Sam.
Nat: So what’s the plan?
Vision: A plan for what?
Nat: To get Y/N and Barnes together.
Sam: We are doing what now?
Nat: They make such a cute couple and have been single for a while now. It’s only logical they start dating.
Clint: I’m in.
Steve: How are we going to do this?
Nat: I don’t know.
Sam: Do I have to help?
Steve: Yes. Deny it all you want but we all know you consider Bucky a close friend.
Sam: Don’t you ever tell him that.
Vision: May I suggest sending them on a blind date with each other?
Clint: I don’t think Y/N will agree to go on that.
Nat: Neither will Bucky.
Steve: I can’t believe this, but we need to ask Tony.
Vision has added Tony.
Tony: Are you five conspiring against me?
Tony: Ooooh, setting up the grandpa with Y/N?
Vision: Do you have any ideas on how to accomplish this?
Tony: We send them on a mission. Just the two of them. It’ll be like an action romance movie. One of them will have to be injured. I can arrange the last part.
Nat: No. Not happening!
Steve: You are terrible at this. Why did I think you’d be able to help?
Vision: Wanda suggests just asking them how they feel about each other and if the feeling is mutual, they should let each other know.
Clint: That is so stupid. Do people actually do that?
Sam: Yes.
Clint: Oh.
Tony: How did you even manage to get married?
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor: Greetings.
Thor: May I suggest a grand ball, with flowers and wine. No, a masked ball! We get them to dance with each other and then when the night is darkest, we separate them. It will be like that movie I saw with Y/N and Vision last week. I don’t recall the name.
Vision: Cinderella, I believe.
Tony: Terrible idea.
Steve: Better than yours.
Clint: Why wasn’t I invited?
Vision: It is part of our indoctrination.
Thor: I am enjoying it immensely.
Bruce has joined the chat.
Bruce: I have the answer: Pheromone Potion #6.
Bruce has left the chat.
Sam: … I accept.
Nat: No! You’ll just make sure Bucky gets attracted to the couch or Steve.
Vision: It would wear off eventually. We require a long term solution.
Thor: A love spell, then?
Clint: How about no.
Tony: Y/N and Bucky want to know why they can’t join the chat. I’m going to let them join so they don’t become suspicious.
Nat: They’ll see what we’re talking about!
Tony: I tinkered with their phones. They won’t be able to see the chat history.
Tony has added Y/N, Bucky.
Bucky: What are you hiding from us?
Y/N: Why can’t I see the chat history?
Tony: Nothing. It must be a glitch.
Y/N: Riiiiight.
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter has joined the chat.
Y/N: Tony I think you’re right. My phone is messing up.
Bucky: Three Peter’s?
Y/N: Which is our Peter?
Peter: Me!
Peter: No, I’m the real Peter!
Peter: Imposters!
Steve: How do we tell them apart?
Bucky: Yesterday at 8pm. You walked in on Y/N and I. What were we doing?
Peter: Talking.
Peter: Dancing.
Peter: Making out.
Y/N: It’s the last one.
Y/N has changed Peter to: Spidey.
Nat: Wait you two were doing what?!
Tony: Seriously! All our planning was for nothing!
Y/N: What?
Vision: We were trying to get you and Bucky together. Seems like you do not require our assistance.
Y/N: I thought you all knew!
Bucky: Yeah, we haven’t been secretive about it.
Steve: You showed no signs of dating!
Y/N: You walked in on us kissing after the Cuba mission.
Steve: I thought he was giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
Bucky: Are… you… serious?
Steve: Y/N was injured and she passed out on the jet! So I went to get the medic when we landed! I just assumed…
Y/N: This isn’t surprising, considering you call sex fondue.
Steve: I don’t!
Clint: Way to go, Steve.
Sam: We need a new Captain.
Tony: Peter get his shield.
Peter: On it.
Peter: Okay.
Spidey: He means me!
Spidey:
Tony: No! Give ME the Shield!
Nat: Don’t.
Y/N: Are we really forgetting that we have spare Peter’s? We need to find out who they really are.
Peter: My name is Peter, I’m not lying about that.
Peter: Same here!
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: HE’S BACK!
Clint: Who?
Pietro: My imposter!
Peter: Hi 🙂
Y/N has changed Peter to: The Cuter Quicksilver.
Bucky has changed The Cuter Quicksilver to: The Average Quicksilver.
Y/N: Jealous, are we?
Pietro: Unbelievable!
Pietro has left the chat.
Sam has changed The Average Quicksilver to: Peter M.
Thor: So who is the last Peter?
Peter: I’m Peter Quill, but you can call me Star-Lord. Savior of our Galaxy, winner of dance battles.
Peter has changed Peter to: Star-Lord.
Thor: What is it that you want?
Star-Lord: You guys should totally listen to my mix-tape.
Peter M: I will listen to it.
Thor: I will not ask again, what is it that you want?
Star-Lord: Dance off, bro? Loosen up.
Thor: Do I seem to be in a dancing mood?
Clint: We’ve never heard of you before.
Star-Lord: So I’m here for – wait. Never? Really?
Rocket Raccoon has joined the chat.
Rocket Raccoon: What’s taking so long, Quill?
Y/N: A TALKING RACCOON?
Spidey: This is so cute!
Sam: This is too much for me.
Sam has left the chat.
Rocket Raccoon: Shut up! I’m not cute!
Bucky: What’s happening now? I have no idea.
Rocket Raccoon: This is him?
Star-Lord: Yup.
Tony: How can a Raccoon even type?
Rocket Raccoon: Bucky, is it?
Bucky: Yeah?
Rocket Raccoon: I’m going to need your arm.
Bucky: What?
Bucky has been disconnected.
Rocket Raccoon has left the chat.
Y/N: Was my boyfriend just abducted by a raccoon?
Y/N: I should not be laughing but I am.
Star-Lord: Don’t worry, we won’t hurt him! Just need his arm!
Star-Lord has left the chat.
Peter M: You guys experience really weird stuff. This is coming from a guy whose dad almost destroyed the earth, and I had to witness Scott flirting. I should hang out here more often.
Y/N: Overpowered BY A RACCOON!
Steve: We should go save him! Not laugh!
Y/N: Okay but Steve. Listen. Just listen. A small, adorable raccoon has managed to kidnap a fierce and infamous assassin.
Thor: This is very humorous.
Vision: I assume this is our first space mission?
Y/N: I’m so excited!
Nat: We should start listing off the times he’s needed rescuing.
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