Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Wade Wilson x reader
Warnings: smut (bisexual orgy, mmmf, oral anal and vaginal sex)
Synopsis: Clint told me that Wade told him that he, had an orgy with you Steve and Bucky. This is what he said. Could you please confirm or deny?
A/N: Once upon a time I got this ask. People joked about writing it and I kinda wanted to, but I couldn’t think of a way that didn’t just make it totally OOC for Steve and Bucky (and we all know how anal I am about that). Anyways… the idea kept being brought up with Rhodey and then one day we were like ‘oh my god what if it was like this…’ So this happened. And trust me guys, I think this is probably the most canon accurate fic I’ve ever written. So as it’s @thelookingglassalice‘s birthday today here you go.
A Tale of Three Soldiers
“Look I know what you’re thinking. There is no way straight-laced Captain Tight Pants would be seen dead with someone like me. And first of all, how dare you? Have you seen this ass? I worked really hard on making it look this good in a red leather onesie. Second of all, yeah, okay, Steve Rogers is a little anal.
“A little into anal too, if you know what I mean.
“The thing is, it wasn’t even his idea. It wasn’t my idea either, though I was definitely much more enthusiastic about it. Have you seen Steve Rogers? How that guy came out of the super soldier program looking like he was chiseled out of marble by an extra gay Greek sculptor and I came out looking like that same Greek sculptor’s left nutsack I’ll never know.
Toad's Cave 