Headcanon for L and Light when is s/o sometimes sleep talks but it’s always the most random shit ever?

deathnotedaydreams:

L:

– at first, he thinks you’re talking to him

– he’s tired so he just responds with ‘mhm’s’ and ‘I see’s’ 

– but upon actually paying attention to what you’re talking about he becomes very perplexed

– you’re incoherent, interrupting him and yourself, talking about things that simply make no sense 

– he turns over to look at you

– you look like you’re still soundly sleeping and yet your mouth is babbling away

– he grins to himself softly, brushing the hair out of your face as he tries to latch onto a string of words that your unconscious mind has decided makes perfect sense and should be heard by whoever happened to be listening (Spoiler: it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever)

– he wouldn’t dare to wake you, he found your sleep talking all too cute but was also a teeny bit curious if you’d say something about him

– the following morning he’d be smirking at you every time you so much as glanced in his direction

– if you questioned him on his coy behaviour he’d simply deny it, while making subtle reference to something you muttered (or shouted) the night before. You’re none the wiser

– he would probably let this go on for a few weeks before telling you, if he ever decided to tell you at all

Light:

– the first time you start babbling away in your sleep it freaks him out a bit

– it makes him jump, you had been sleeping so peacefully, why is he suddenly being bombarded with…what on earth are you even talking about?

– he listens to you for a minute, pretending to be asleep before turning over and demanding “Y/n what the hell are you talking about? Do you have a fever?”

– he soon notices that your eyes are still shut so he starts to shake your shoulder, figuring you must still be sleeping

– your expression is just as confused and mildly irritated as his as you stare at each other in the dim light

– “What do you want?”

– “You were talking.”

– “What? What was I saying?”

– “Well that’s just the thing, I don’t know. None of it made any sense.”

– Both of you began to grin at your paired confusion, concealing giggles as he began to relay snippets of your sleep induced monologues to you

– you both fell asleep after that, thoroughly amused

– he didn’t mind your sleep talking after that, but if it became too loud or unending he would wake you