A/N: Holy shit I loved doing this! I love all the batboys equally (I think), but I have a special place in my heart for the spawn. Plus, I’m reading Teen Titans:Rebirth and it brings back so many memories of my childhood. I grew up with Dick!Robin and now I have Dami!Robin. Also, this is long as hell. Oops. Enjoy!
- If you had one word to describe Damian, it’s hard-headed. He’s stubborn as all hell and everyone knows this. He has ridiculously high expectations for himself and others, so all the BatFam assume whoever he does end up with will be a perfect, polished, robot of a person.
- No. That’s boring. Damian may act like he wants perfection but in actuality what he wants is something and someone real.The Waynes are billionaire socialite playboys, so they’re use to people trying to get close with pretty things and the illusion of perfection.They can see through it right away. Damian can spot a fake right away and he’ll call them out just as quick.
- That’s why he likes you, because you’re not trying to be something you’re not. You do you perfectly and that’s what he’s here for.
- Sure, he may judge you for not knowing that’s the soup spoon, not the salad spoon. No, that’s not the salad spoon either, that’s the dessert spoon. But if anyone else says anything about it, he’ll be happy to deal with them.