I don’t love her

Thor: Just say that you love her, brother!
Loki: I don’t love Y/N
Loki: I just miss her when she’s not around
Loki: and get upset when she ignores me
Loki: and I worry when she doesn’t eat
Loki: and love the smell of her hair when she uses the suave coconut shampoo that makes her smell like a tropical princess named tulula who serves pina coladas in cups made of pineapple with a pink umbrella and a cherry on top
Loki: but I don’t love her
Thor: Eh yeah right… So you want to play ‘get help’?
Loki: No… not again
Thor: You love it!
Loki: I hate it! It’s emberrassing!
You: What is embarrassing?
Loki: Thor no.
Thor: Thor yes. *smirk*