bussythor:

betterthanakalashnikov:

thruces:

the avengers: hey, we’re really happy for you guys being married and all, but…..thor, you didn’t–you couldn’t have…you didn’t fuck the hulk, did you???

thor:

the avengers, visibly shaken and growing paler by the second: bruce….he didn’t…tell us he didn’t….

bruce:

i’m so sorry but

@king-thor-of-asgard

of course he would admit it. they’re married and thor is a bottom so naturally he overshares