psychotic-marvel:

Loki: Lady (Y/N), may we ask your opinion on something?

(Y/N): Sure?

Dr.Strange: Who do you think is better with magic?

(Y/N): Wait, what? I can’t pick! Loki is my husband and you’ve been my friend for years!

Loki: Please, darling, do not worry about this phonys feelings. We all know I’m the best!

Dr.Strange: I’m the best because I’ve saved you and the world using my magic many times!

Loki: I’m her favorite!

Dr.Strange: No, I-

(Y/N): Stop! Your bickering is giving me a headache!

Loki: I can cure your headache using my magic! See, all better!

Dr.Strange: I could have done that! In fact, have some tea, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): If I tell you who my favorite is, will you both shut up?

Loki and Dr.Strange: Yes.

(Y/N): Wong and Thor. They are my favorite magicians.

Dr.Strange: What? But Wong’s basically a bald librarian!

Wong: I heard that! Also, thanks for picking me, (Y/N)!

Loki: Thor doesn’t even have magic!

(Y/N): But he can control lightning and no normal person can do that.

Thor: Thank you for choosing me, sister!

Dr.Strange: Thor, what are you doing in my sanctum? How did ou even get in?

Thor: Oh, Wong invited me so he could teach me about these creatures called Pokèmon! I plan to catch one later!

Loki: You seriously pick that idiot over me?

(Y/N): Yep! I still love you, though!

Loki: …I love you, too, dear.