A Few Bits of Dating Peter Parker

Before you and Peter got together:

-There was a lot of staring
from both of you, but more so from Peter.

– Not very subtle either, you caught him in the act a lot

-His face would go bright red and he’d cough and immediately turn away trying to play it off.
He usually just ended up choking instead of coughing

– You were more lowkey about it

– stealing glances at the cute nerd

-You figured he was never going to make a move and talk to you, so you did.

-You decided to go talk to him while he was at his locker,

-But you being there startled him. He banged his head on the locker and the conversation ended up a bunch of awkward apologies on both ends.

-Peter was flustered the rest of the day, and kept bothering Ned about it too.
“But dude (Y/n) walked up to me! what if they wanted to say something but I ruined it? I ruined everything. Now (Y/n) hates me and will never speak to me again. That’s it, I’m going to die alone.”

-“Dude I’m still here, you’ll only die partially alone. When I have a life.”

-So, you tried to approach him again. This time while he was on his laptop, far away from any lockers in hopes of not causing him pain, but rather asking him out.

-“Hi Peter!”

-“(Y/n)! (Y/n), hello (y/n), what are you um, I mean, Hi (Y/n).” his fidgeting is so adorable you want to ‘aww’ at him.



Finding Out He’s Spider-Man:

-cue graceful Andrew Garfield-like smashing into every wall, ceiling and piece of furniture in the room while trying to yank his mask off.

-“Peter what did you do! my room looks like there actually was a tornado!”
 
-“I-I tripped”

-“And ended up on my ceiling?!”


He really sucked at the whole keeping a secret identity thing, his lying skills are nonexistent. It’s really sad if you’ve seen him try.

-There were a lot of spider jokes after that.
A lot.

-Waking up to him calling you in the middle of the night when he needs a little extra help patching himself up.

-Or occasionally when he barely manages to hit dial because his phone is stuck to his ankle..

-“Peter why are you calling so late, did get caught in your own webbing or something?”

-“….”

-“You got caught in your own webbing again didn’t you.”


-*spins laptop towards Peter*

-“Who’s that flying through the air with the greatest or ease? Spider-man!”

-“(Y/n) can you stop with the videos? specifically the ones where I crash into things” he mumbled


Videos:

-Since you already know he’s Spiderman, Peter gets to show you all his videos of going to Germany and during fights, while adding to his commentary while showing you.

-He loves texting you and face timing whenever possible but when it isn’t he resorts to recording all his adventures (and cutesy ‘I love you’s’) throughout the day to give you later.


Cuddling:

-Peter Benjamin Parker is a cuddle bug.

-He’s always ready to cuddle whenever you are!

-And a little bit pouty when you aren’t. He just wants affection.

-Peter also has the cuddliest hoodies and sweaters, along with a pile of after-Christmas fluffy discount blankets so it’s perfect.

-Besides, his apartment doesn’t get too warm during the winter so extra cuddle excuses.

-Not that you need much convincing.

-Peter gladly lays in whatever position you want, he’s just happy to be close to you.

-His favorite though is snuggled against you, his head on your chest and arms around your waist. Optimal Parker Cuddles.

-Aunt May has so many pictures of you and Peter fast asleep all curled up together.

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