I was wondering if you could make a scenario where 2-D’s s/o meets Paula Cracker (2-D’s ex-girlfriend) while they’re out? You can write the story how you want it to be, I just want to see how this unfolds.

last-living-imagines:

Honestly I fucking hate Paula with a burning passion much like the one that burns through Murdoc’s loins. 

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She had somehow managed to drag 2D out of the house for the night, wanting to go out dancing at their favorite club. 2D was glad he agreed to go out– his girl looked absolutely stunning in this little red number that really showed off her every curve. When they walked up to the bouncer at the front door, they were greeted with a smile and a “Welcome back.” The pair quickly ran inside, chuckling at the groaning and complaints from the line just outside the door.

“’m gonna grab us some drinks, babe!” Stu yelled over the music to his girlfriend. She nodded and started to make her way to the dancefloor, weaving her way through the crowd. As he turned away, he thought he had seen a familiar looking shadow follow her, but the thought floated away with a shake of his head. The bartender smiled as Stu approached, reaching out to shake his hand.

“Good to see you again, man! You here with (S/O/N)?” The burly man placed two clean glasses on the bar in front of him, ready to make the pair’s usual drinks. After the two talked for a few minutes, catching up on what the other had been up to since the couple had last been to the club, the bartender handed Stu the drinks and sent him off with a light whack of his dish rag. 

With his tall stature, Stu was able to find his girlfriend easily, dancing with one other girl in the crowd, the two of them singing along to the song currently playing. He managed to get to her rather quickly, wrapping his arm around her so she could grab her drink. “’ere you are, darlin’.” He cheekily kissed her neck, noting how she shivered as she sipped her drink. 2D started to dance with her, keeping his hand on her at all times– the guys around needed to know she was his. When he looked up again, the girl (S/O/N) had been dancing with had disappeared and was replaced with the familiar shadow he had seen earlier. 

He almost dropped his glass in shock. “Paula?” What the hell was she doing here? 

“Hello Stu,” Paula sneered, locking eyes with his girlfriend. “So you must be his new play-thing.” She held her hand out daintily, as if expecting it to be kissed. “I’m Paula Cracker, the best piece of ass this kid ever had.” 

Stu started to panic, knowing his girlfriend could have a very short temper. He began biting his nails, looking between his ex and the love of his life. Oh this isn’t gonna end well.

“(S/O/N). Pleasure.” 2D’s girlfriend downed the rest of her drink while staring at Paula’s still outstretched hand. “Oh perfect,” She placed her empty glass in the woman’s hand, smiling at her before turning slightly toward Stuart. “Didn’t know they hired a waitress!” She chuckled as Paula threw the glass to the ground, everyone around her stopping at the sound of the crash. 

“How dare you! You fucking whore!” The woman growled, raising her hand as if to slap (S/O/N). 2D started to panic even more, handing his unfinished drink to someone before grabbing his girlfriend’s arm.

“Only for my man.” 2D was stunned by his s/o’s words and how calm she was, backing into him so that Paula’s slap missed, causing her to teeter forward and fall flat on her face. Security was quick to grab her before she could do anything else, dragging her out as she yelled obscenities at her ex and his girlfriend. (S/O/N) turned fully toward Stu, taking in his shocked expression. “What?”

“H-How are you so calm?” He continued biting his nails, his other hand shaking a bit where it rested on her arm. “I thought you woulda fought ‘er with how rude she was bein’.” 

His girlfriend simply shrugged and placed her arms around his neck, pulling him down closer to her. “I would be just as bad as her if I let her get to me. I know I’m more to you than just some fling– considering we’ve been together for a year.” She grinned and planted a kiss on his lips, Stu completely melting into her arms.

“God, I love you.”