Mrs. Grayson

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Prompts: “Is it a new perfume,” “Did you do something different with your hair,” and “You’re so cute when you’re angry.”

Requested by: ANON

Fandom: Batman

Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader

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    “Is it a new perfume?”

    “Nope.”

    “Did you do something different with your hair?”

    You smile at your boyfriend’s youngest brother, “About two months ago.”

    Damian clears his throat, “Well it looks nice.”
    You smile, and say “thanks” before continuing with the task before you.

There’s several moments of silence before he lets out a scream of frustration, and yells, “Tell me!”

You raise an eyebrow at the fuming ten year old before you say, “You’re so cute when you’re angry.”

There’s another scream before the boy storms out of the kitchen slamming the door behind him. A moment later Dick emerges, and says, “He still hasn’t figured it out.”

You shake your head, “None of them have, but Alfred.”

Dick laughs, “It’s right there in plain sight..”

You smile, and kiss your fiance, “I know this, you know this, Alfred knows this, but your brothers, not so much.”

Dick shrugs, “So much for being the greatest detectives who ever lived.” Your retort is cut off by a scream of rage, and the two of you watch through the window as Damian takes his katana to the topiaries outside.

You watch in fascination before asking, “How long do you think it’ll take Bruce to figure it out?”

Dick winces as Damian decapitates a bush, “He already knows, he helped me pick out the ring. He’s the one who sent my brothers on a hunt to figure out what changed with you.”

You smile, before watching as Tim storms out into the garden. You wince as a yelling match ensues, and then close your eyes when Damian starts chasing Tim with the katana. “Dick …”

“I’m on it.”

And with a smile you watch as your fiance trudges outside to stop the fight. Dick’s in the middle of placating his brothers when an arm settles around your shoulders. You turn to smile at Jason, “I can’t believe you actually agreed to marry into this mess.”

“I love him … and the rest of you idiots.”

Jason places a kiss on your cheek, “I always wanted a sister, welcome to the family Mrs. Grayson.”