my-glasses-are-dirty:

itsallavengers:

All jokes aside though Peter meeting Harley at some point would be so fucking funny like he probably spent months trying to figure out whether he was annoying Tony with his texts only to find out that some little asshole down in Tennessee has been

sporadically

tagging Tony in facebook shitposts over a three-year period and when he finds them he’s like “Mr Stark not to be rude but what the actual fuck”

And Harley’s just like “Yo, Tony, can you gimme a beer?” And Peter’s just freaking out and Tony says no (bc Responsible Adult™) but gives him a monster drink which Harley mixes with coffee, and Peter’s just like “he-he calls you Tony?” And Tony’s just like “on a day when he feels respectful yeah why” and then Peter’s just like “gimme a second” and he goes down to the lab and just shrieks