can you imagine being the poor hydra shithead who gets handed a thing of matte eyeshadow and told to go over to the brooding looking famed assassin and told to smear it all over his face like a raccoon
or do you think they threw some make up at him without a mirror and no experience with anything like and said “put it on”
maybe someone was just going all out in the ‘he’s going to look as good as the money we paid’ thing and stuck Mascara on while he was defrosting
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