uwu-barnes:

Luis: So, me and my buddies are starting up our new business, X-con, you know cuz we’re all ex-convicts. Next thing we know Scotty gets a call from the avenger who got his ass kicked right. Scott was like “Yo Captain America needs my help.” and we were like “Whhaaatt, the Captain America, the one who totally decked Hitler” and he was like “Yea bro”. Anyways Scotty got picked up by these other superheroes right, and met Captain America in a parking garage. Captain was all like “Ant-man bro we need your help, you’re like our only hope!” and Scott was like “yea of course anything for you Mr.America.” Also, uh, the fight was supposedly between Captain America and one of his best friends which sucks like I would never want to get into that kinda fight with Scotty, that would really stink. Anyways, while all this fighting is going down Captain was like “Yo Ant-Man imma need you to turn into, like, a baseball so I toss you to the bad guys” and i’m assuming cuz you know, uh, america’s past time was baseball or whatever. So Captain throws Scott right and it gets real brutal after that like the whole airport got destroyed. Boom, Crash, Bang everywhere man. But here we are now, or at least us three cuz Scotty’s under house arrest. Anyways, I think we won.