Zoo Escape Headcanon

loverandomness2:

(Jason Todd x Reader x Damian Wayne)

Requested: yes, by a lovely anon

Request:

Can you write a headcanon where Jason S/O helps Damian steal a lion from a zoo? Please and thank you

Warning/s: none

Tag list: @solis200213, @little-lesbean-queen, @pinkwitch21 / @pamelaivy, @raening-with-regrets, @fullmoon71

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• You had two weaknesses 
• First being any kind of animals
• And second being kids looking at you with their big sad eyes
• That’s how you explained it to Batman and Red Hood or known to you as Bruce Wayne and your boyfriend Jason Todd
• They did not accept that as your defense
• “But Jay we couldn’t just leave it there. It looked so sad”
• “(y/n) IT’S A FUCKING LION!” *points to the lion sitting in the Batcave*
• “It’s a precious kitten Jay”
• “IT’S. A. FUCKING. LION!”
• “Lay off Todd. (l/n) and I did the right thing. Now come on Rawr, let us find you something to eat and a nice room”
• The lion actually followed after Damian
• Bruce was not entertained
• “Did he actually name the lion after the sounds they make?”
• Jason turned to look at you but you were only smiling innocently
• “You’re lucky I love you (y/n)”
• “Aw I love you too Jay”
• Cue the kiss
• Cue Bruce yelling that the lion is not staying at the Manor