warnings: this will make you want him more than you do already. and it will hurt. also, implied nsfw.
We all know it. Thor is the softest bean. And with you, his crush, this is especially the case.
He’d be ridiculously sweet with you. He’d crave your attention non-stop, feeling intoxicated when he’s in your company. He’s always excited and his mouth just runs words like a faucet, and he can’t help that he feels a little frantic so often.
It wouldn’t help when you’d give him a sweet look or a smile, it’d just screw him over even more.
He’d have to take time out from you at first because you just go straight to his head. He’d make some excuse and just go sit somewhere quietly because he’s annoying himself and he wouldn’t want to risk annoying you, too.
He’d emerge fifteen minutes later much cooler and relaxed, and be able to keep a level head when he talks to you. For about a half hour, and then it’d start up all over again.
Once he gets his feelings out there, however, things are much smoother for him. He knows you like him too and the nervous element would leave him. (Yes, he’d realise it was nerves the whole time. But would he admit it? Not a chance.)
He’d be much more sure of himself once he’s in the safe boyfriend zone. He’d do all the typical boyfriend things that he’s picked up from Midgardian movies, as well as rather Asgardian gestures, such as leaving a flower on your bed for you to sleep beside or teaching you Asgardian dances.
You’d have a go at lifting Mjolnir, of course. You’d fail miserably but Thor would close his large hand around yours on the handle and help you. It’d lift like a feather, and he’d make a big show about how you lifted it.
He’d still feel intoxicated whenever you’re around him, and that would never fade. He’d never be sure that you felt the same, but he’d spend every day trying to make sure you did.
And of course, you did.
There’d be plenty of back-hugs from Thor. He’d hate to interrupt you when you’re doing something, but would be bursting with too much affection that he’d have to do something about it. The back-hug is a happy compromise for him.
He’d love how he towers over you and can look over your shoulder at whatever you’re doing, and press a kiss to the very top of your head.
You’d love it when he does that, too. You’d be completely enveloped in his arms, pulled snugly against his chest. If you could, your have him permanently attached, but that would be less than practical.
You’d also enjoy giving him the back-hugs. You’d wrap your arms around him sometimes, your ear to his back, pressing your hands to his chest just to feel those muscles. And of course, every now and again, you’d slip your fingers underneath that shirt and rub little circles over his abs, feeling the raised muscles.
Sometimes, a finger or two, (maybe even a hand) would slip beneath the hem of his pants, too. You’d relish in the quiet gasp that’d escape him, and then the arrogant words that’d slip from his mouth. “Excited, are we?”
“Cocky, are you?”
“Oh, that was a good one.”
He’d be very caring in bed. You’d be the star of the show, his Queen, and he’d make sure you know it. But don’t even imagine for a minute that he’s gentle, unless you demand it.
Hair pulling. Yours, his, it doesn’t matter. He wants it.
He’d love to hold you when you’re laying in bed. Any position would make him happy, as long as he can get his arms around you and hold you tight.
But that man just radiates heat. He’s always warm, which is nice, but problematic when you’ve just had some sweaty fun and then he decides he wants to cuddle. As a result, you’ve changed your usual sleeping routine.
You open the bedroom window as soon as it’s bedroom time, no regard to the people that may be able to hear. And then when you cuddle, you have a nice breeze that rolls over the two of you.
This would make him really happy. He’d sleep well, explaining to you that it’s because he always slept with his balcony door open in Asgard. He likes the feeling of freedom that comes with a night breeze, the tranquillity. And if it rains, all the better.
He’d be very keen to tell you stories of Asgard which could go on for hours, most of which have some form of mishap with his step-brother, Loki. Thor is often the victim, so although you find yourself laughing, you’d kiss his cheek and big him up, patting where he was injured. Besides, it must have really hurt when he got stabbed. Though, you’d imagine he’d be used to it after that many incidents.
He’d also love to hear your own stories, though would interrupt you with his own ideas to make it more dramatic. You’d tell him that it’s very nice but it’s not how it happened, only to receive a reply of, “No but it’s better, isn’t it?”
And of course, the day would come when you meet this ‘Loki’. He’d be greeted by Thor throwing a sock at him. You’d look at him with a raised brow, to which he’d claim, “It’s a long story.”
“You’re not scared of those.”
After a brief introduction to Loki (who’d be a little exasperated but not surprised about how many ridiculous stories you know about him), he’d decide he likes you, and you’d decide you like him.
When you tell Thor this, he’d only pull a what-the-fuck face and go, “Why would you do that?”
When you earn Loki’s approval, it’s solid proof that you and Thor are good together. For all Loki’s flaws, he loves his brother, and could see that you make him happy.
Thor would try often to take you on trips to Asgard, to show his people the queen he’s chosen. You’d be well-received on each trip, treated like royalty even though you insist you don’t need it, and would fall more and more in love with Asgard and it’s people every time.
Thor would take you to Asgardian dances, and you’d be so glad that you took lessons from him. You’d still be a little clumsy and want to die from embarrassment, but Thor’s laughter and smile would make every misplaced step worth it.
In his opinion, you could do no wrong. You may only be human, but you’re perfect in his eyes.
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