Jokes

tgwltw:

Something short and hopefully fluffy for
Tim! Thanks to everyone who sent in their requests! I will try my best to get
to them as soon as I can! No one asked for this but I felt the need to write
for it so hopefully, you will enjoy reading it!

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“Hey, Tim.”

“Yeah?”

“Did you know?”

Tim looks over his shoulder to gaze at
you. You have this smile on your face. “Why do I feel like I may regret playing
along with this?” He murmurs to himself before answering you. “No, what is it,
Y/N?” He decides to humour you anyways – he’s been staring at the computer
screen for far too long and his eyes needed the break.

“You must be the reason for global
warming because you are far too hot for this world.” You wink exaggeratedly at
him, trying your hardest not to burst out laughing at Tim’s deadpan expression
all the while feeling proud at yourself for being able to come up with the
pick-up line.

Tim groans. Sometimes you and your
pick-up lines are far too cheesy. Not that he hates it or anything. As a matter
of fact, he actually enjoys hearing them from you. Tim also finds you throwing
your pick-up lines at him very adorable. The proud look on your face when you
manage to get him to react to the lines is very endearing too.

So Tim decides to tease you back. “Actually,
it’s primarily because of too much carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.” Your jaw
drops slightly as you stare at your boyfriend. Tim laughs at your expression
and you pout. “That is so not fair!” You are definitely taken aback by his
answer.

Tim leans towards you, giving you a kiss
on your forehead, chuckling at the indignant look you have on your face. “It’s
alright, Y/N. I’ve got an ion you.” It takes you a while to realize what Tim
has just said and once you did, you start squealing in laughter causing Tim to
join you in laughing as well.

“We are so bad.” You tell him and Tim
nods his head.

“Love you, babe.”

Tim grins at you. “Love you too.”