– “if you complain to me one more fucking time about how your hair looks i will deck you right in your pretty face, loki.”
– discovering you might be the only exception to his ‘no physical affection’ rule when you start subconciously playing with his hair one night
– ‘enjoying yourself?’ ‘oh god, i’m sorry.’ ‘no, no. i don’t mind it, actually.’
– loki calling you ‘my love’
– reading & cooking together
– him being confused by your millenial vocabulary most of the time
– “wow need me a goth gf like that.” “i’m not even going to ask.”
– that man is the definition of protective he’ll barely let you go grocery shopping alone
– being the only one who can make him truly laugh and being so proud of yourself for it
– mocking the way he speaks because of his royal upbringing
– *god awful upper class accent* “somebody attend to this atrocity immediately, my sparkling mineral water has gone flat!”
– loki being uncharacteristically flustered when you first start calling him darling/sunshine etc, as it’s the first time he’d ever been given nicknames with positive connotations
– him writing you poetry & reading it to you because he loves to make you blush
– tricking him into eating mac’n’cheese by telling him it’s a family recipe
– being able to calm him down super easily when he gets worked up either by reassuring him and being super sappy or just going ‘loki shut the fuck up and take a xanax or something’
– purposely putting his FREEZING COLD hands around your waist to make you scream
– but walking up to him in summer and wordlessly placing his hand on your forehead to cool yourself down
– him saying ‘i adore you’ more often than ‘i love you’
– travelling through europe with loki & him renting out an entire restaurant in paris for the evening
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