Pickup Lines

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Prompt ~ #34 “The way you flirt is shameful.” #96 “I’m sorry, what were you saying? I got lost in your eyes.”

Extra ~ Tim Drake x Reader

 It was suppose to be an average tutoring session, but you couldn’t help but tease your boyfriend with cheesy pickup lines. You loved the blush that would appear on his face and his nervous stuttering.

“Tim, life without you is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.” You smirked at his rosy checks.

“The way you flirt is shameful.” He replied, flipping through his textbook.

“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I got lost in your eyes.” Tim looked up, a smirk gracing his features.

“You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.” Your jaw dropped opened as he finished talking. Tim had used a pickup line and he didn’t even stutter. You quickly recovered and crawled closer to him.

“I’ll give you a kiss, if you don’t like it you can give it back.” You laughed at his concentrated face.

“Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be Au Ti Full.” You finally closed the space between the both of you, lips ghosting over each other.

“I’m fascinated by the shape of your lips and how they fit perfectly with mine.” You pressed your lips with his. Tim’s hands gripping onto your waist while your hands ran through his hair.

From the entrance to Tim’s room Damian shook his head in disappointment while Jason and Dick high fived, Tim had finally used what they had taught him.

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