Long Term

joioliviapolaroid:

After dating, some couples have pretty gross habits. Here are you and the bros’ gross habits!

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Noctis

• Noctis will walk into the bathroom while you’re using it, he doesn’t care. You eventually don’t even bother closing the door
• It goes the same for him. Sometimes he calls you in while he’s on the toilet because he’s lonely
• He sheds like a monster and you’re always playing a game of “Is-that-a-bug-or-did-Noctis-not-finish-cleaing-after-brushing-his-hair”

Prompto

• Sometimes he forgets to get his own, so you guys share a toothbrush
• He also takes gum from you when you’ve finished chewing, if there’s still flavor
• At least once a week, one of you shoves your armpit into the other’s face and asks if you smell okay

Gladio

• Gladdy loves to fart and then hold your head under the blankets. He thinks it’s hilarious when you shriek and flail under the covers (get him back by returning the favor)
• Sometimes one of you is so impressed with your fart that you actively encourage the other to bask in it (and you do)
• Sometimes he just randomly licks the side of your face to see your reaction

Ignis

• Ignis puts his cold feet up your shirt, down your pants, and even on your face to annoy you
• Like Noctis, the bathroom isn’t very private. But where Noctis just sort of hangs out, Ignis will at least brush his teeth or shave while he’s with you
• When he’s cooking for just the two of you and he gets a runny nose, you hold the tissue for him while he blows