What would the batboys be like when their s/o ex is around Ps I luv your account

molorenys:

Awwwww thanks Hun ❤ (Sorry I haven’t been answering headcanons recently i’ve been pretty busy to write recently) Anyway -here you go 🙂

How the Batboys react to meeting/ seeing thier s/o’s ex:  

Dick: 

-he’s low key salty but tries to be nice 

-pOURPOSELY WILL cALL THE DUDE THE WRONG NAME 

– “Yeah well it was nice meeting you Gary” “Its Gabriel- “COOL BYE GREG.” 

– he WILL ROAST THIS DUDE NONSTOP AFTER MEETING HIM 

– (the shittier your ex was the more likely Dick is going to just fuck with the guy) 

Jason: 

-THIS BOY BE SALTY AF (to the point where you almost feel bad for your ex) 

-(Makes constant “jokes” about the dude *SLAYS, ROASTS, D R A G S* the guy both in his face and when he’s not around) 

-you had to tell him to stop wearing his hood to go terrify the guy *He only laughs harder since the dude pissed his pants* 

– “Babe c’mon he deserves it for the hell he put you through” (The one line this boy always gives that makes you allow it) 

-he always makes sure to be a little extra with you when the dude’s around (kisses you, hugs you, holds you closer to him while glaring and smirking directly at the guy) *mINE* 

Tim: 

-lowkey worried (ESPECIALLY IF THIS DUDE GOT GAME) 

-but will literally put you even higher on his pedastal (HE SENSED A THREAT HE MUST SECURE THE MERCHENDISE) 

-you always re-assure him that he’s the best thing that ever happened to you (He stops worrying but it doesnt stop him from BEING HELLA PETTY.) 

-*Ex (to you): “oh you’re still with him?” Tim (to your ex): “oh you’re still on child support?” (DID SOMEONE SAY P E T T Y?) 

-he just loves to rub it in the dude’s face that he has you  

Damian: 

-THIS BOY IS READY TO ATTACK (SRSLY THE ATTACK LEVEL DEPENDS ON HOW SHITTY THE GUY WAS 

-when he literally meets the guy he just looks the dude up and down before turning to you and saying “i’m guessing he was chosen out of lack of options?” 

-he just loVES GETTING UNDER THE DUDE’S SKIN 

-he’s so possessive and constantly enforces your closeness in front of the guy 

-when your ex insults you he practically loses it and knocks three of the guy’s teeth out (But you couldn’t help smiling that he did so *god you felt so loved*)