Imagine Alucard
You really, really wanna get Al a present, but he’s proving to be hard to shop for.
I doubt he would be, really, he’s such a dramatic darling wine mom, but maybe you’re just second guessing yourself a lot and looking for something perfect. And then you spot another pair of round, mirrored, sun glasses. They may be red, pink, or blue, but they’re some other color than his orange ones, and they’d look amazing on him.
He does.And he loves them so much, because they’re from you!! His darling!! Gave him a present!! Wow, how long has it been since that’s happened? If it ever even has? He might cry some blood, have tissues on hand for an emotional vampire ♥️