This one is for @marveloussupernatural because it’s her birthday today and she inspired this fic idea!! You should all read her amazing work!!!
Summary: (Loki x fem!reader) Theonewhere Loki discovers many… interesting new things that Midgardians do for fun.
Warnings: Implied sexy time, innuendos, kisses, the works. Basically the closest I’ll ever get to writing smut. Which, after this, is pretty dang close.
A/N: This is the intro/first of a little mini-series of Loki drabbles! Also sorry I have only ever written Loki fics so far. I just really love him and love writing his character. Oops
“Y/N?” The quiet voice called for you from inside the library. Leaving your phone on the counter, you trudged to the library to find your lover sitting criss cross on the carpeted floor, surrounded by books. He glanced up to you as you walked in, his eyes full of wonder at the material he was reading.
This was your favorite Loki. The Loki that trusted you, the Loki that felt emotions, the Loki that wanted to learn. You smiled at him, sitting down next to him. “What’s up?”
He looked embarrassed by his question. “What is a bucket list?” He pointed to the page where the phrase “add it to the bucket list” was written.
“Oh! Well, it’s like a list of goals or dreams or aspirations that a person has,” you explained. “People like to write them down so they never forget all the dreams that they’ve had through the years.”
Loki nodded in understanding. “Do you have a bucket list?”
You flushed slightly at the thought. “I mean, I do, but it’s mostly a bunch of embarrassing stuff I wanted to do when I was a kid or a teenager.” You chuckled nervously, hoping he would drop the subject.
Hearing that you did have a list, Loki’s eyes lit up like a child’s and he scrambled up off the floor to stand in front of you. “Can I read it?” He asked excitedly.
“Nah, it’s got all this weird stuff and I-I really don’t know where it is…” You really didn’t want to have to explain your strange high school fantasies to him.
“I think you’re lying,” Loki responded with a grin. “Come on, Y/N, it’s me. I would love to know your hopes and dreams. Don’t you trust me?”
You sighed, his excited, pleading eyes making you give in too quick. “Let’s go find it,” you grumbled, and Loki happily followed you out of the library towards your room.
After searching your bookshelves and desk drawers, you finally found the small leather bound notebook. It was a beat up notebook from years of use. You reluctantly handed it to Loki, who opened it excitedly and began to read.
His eyes skimmed over the pages, and you dreaded him coming across some embarrassing goal your teenage self had had.
“‘Have my first kiss,’” Loki read aloud, a smirk growing on his face and he looked up to meet your eyes. “Glad I could help your dreams come true.”
You smacked his arm playfully, and he laughed as he leaned forward to plant a quick kiss on your lips. He continued reading intently, gently turning page after page.
“What is this one? A ‘body shot’? What is that?” He pointed to your writing.
Oh gosh, here we go.
You felt your face flush, and you covered your face with your hands with an embarrassed laugh. “That’s one of my stupid and inappropriate life goals. I know it’s silly, it’s kind of weird, but uh, I mean it also seems fun, uh, to take a body shot might be fun, I don’t know?” You were babbling, your face cherry red.
Loki laughed and held up a hand. “I don’t know what you are talking about. What is a body shot? How do you take a body shot?” He smiled at you reassuringly. “You can tell me. Please tell me. I would never judge you.”
You sighed at his nagging. Eh, what the heck? Maybe we can have some fun with this.
You scooted closer to him, glancing at the door to make sure no one else in the compound was around. He looked at you eagerly, ready to listen.
“So a body shot. You know how you take shots of alcohol?” You began, and Loki nodded.
“Well, a body shot is where you take a shot, but off of someone’s stomach. You put the drink in their belly button, then salt on their chest, and they hold a lemon or lime wedge in their mouth. Then you, ya know, do what you need to do to take the shot.”
The corners of Loki’s lips quirked into a grin as he pieced together what you were telling him.
“Have you done that before? Have you taken a body shot?” He asked you.
“I did once at a frat party in college. But it was awful. The guy kept complaining about getting his shirt wet, then he wouldn’t keep his head on the table so I couldn’t reach the lemon in his mouth.” You shook your head with a laugh at the memory. “I don’t count that one.”
“I think I’m jealous,” Loki muttered, imagining you trying to eat a lemon wedge out of some other guys mouth.
“You really shouldn’t be,” you laughed, placing a comforting hand on his arm.
Loki fell quiet, apparently lost in thought. Silence filled the room for a few seconds, until Loki spoke up again.
“Do you want to try again?”
You blinked in surprise. Does he actually want to try a body shot? “A-are you serious? You want me to take a body shot off of you?”
Loki winked at you, already standing up and heading to the door. “Let me help you cross something off your bucket list.”
He grabbed your hand and the two of you ran down the hallway to the kitchen, giggling and whispering like two lovesick kids sneaking around. You grabbed a bottle of tequila and the margarita salt out of the drink cupboard, while Loki searched the fridge for a lime.
“Got it!” He whispered, holding up a plastic bag of lime wedges. His eyes were twinkling in a way you hadn’t seen in a long time. Seeing him this happy made your heart simply melt. Maybe your bucket list had been a good thing to read!
You excitedly held up the drink and the salt to show him, then dashed past him back to your room.
“Uh… you guys making margaritas without sharing?” Tony’s voice behind you stopped you in your tracks, and Loki bumped into you at your sudden stop. You both quickly hid the goods behind your backs, turning around with utterly guilty grins on your faces.
“Hey Tony!” You said cheerily as Loki nodded his greeting, his cheeks tinged pink.
“Seriously though, where are you two going with my tequila and limes?” Tony raised an eyebrow at the two of you. Loki responded before you got the chance to make up some kind of excuse.
“Stark, mind your own business,” he said in a cool voice. “Don’t question our madness.”
You almost laughed at his serious tone, covering your snigger with a cough.
Tony rolled his eyes. “Ok, day drinkers, just don’t drink all my good tequila. Stay out of trouble.” He pointed his finger sternly at you two with a wink. “And use protection.”
You blushed deep red at his comment, but Loki had already grabbed your hand and was pulling you excitedly into your room, shutting the door behind him.
“Someone’s excited!” You laughed as he sat down on the bed, eagerly awaiting for your instructions. He grinned at you. “I never got to do stuff like this. This seems… fun. Rebellious.” He waggled his eyebrows at you. “And if this was something you always wanted to do, then I’m going to help you do it!”
Aw. That’s really sweet. You walked over to him a placed a small kiss on his cheek.
“Ok then, let’s get to business. Take off your shirt.” You commanded, reaching down to the hem of his shirt to pull it off his body for him. He lifted his arms and you pulled his shirt off him, his toned torso always a sight you enjoyed. You slowly dragged your hands down his chest and abdomen, teasing him with your light touch. He shuddered slightly at your touch and you smiled at him suggestively.
“Now lay down,” you ordered, pushing his shoulders lightly to push him flat on his back.
Now that’s a sight you will never get enough of: shirtless Loki laying on your bed. You couldn’t help yourself as you swung your leg over him to straddle his hips, leaning down to quickly press a kiss to his neck.
“Hey now,” Loki laughed, reaching up to put a finger on your lips. “This isn’t what we are doing. Yet.”
You huffed, but giggled and reached over to grab the bag of limes. You took out a wedge and held it up to Loki’s mouth. “Just hold this in your mouth,” you instructed. Next you took the salt and sprinkled a few grains onto the plane of his chest beneath his collarbone. Loki watched intently as you moved down his torso, holding onto the lime with his teeth.
You carefully unscrewed the tequila bottle and poured a small amount of the golden liquid onto Loki’s navel. “Are you ready?” You asked, placing your hands on either side of him, positioning yourself between his knees.
“Mmhgm!” Loki responded through the lime, looking down at you eagerly. You laughed at his excited expression, then smirked at him seductively. “Enjoying the view?” You asked, then dipped your head down to teasingly place small kisses along the waistband of his pants. He shivered at the feeling of your lips on him.
You placed your lips firmly below his navel as low as his pants allowed, then dragged your tongue agonisingly slow up towards the tequila.
A grin spread across your face as you heard him growl softly at the contact. You reached the liquid and slowly slurped all the tequila off of his stomach, licking all the excess drops off of him. His muscles were clenched as your tongue dragged over them, and you could tell he was breathing hard.
You continued moving up his body, leaving a trail of wet kisses up his torso to reach the salt. You licked the line of salt from his chest, settling yourself straddling his hips, where it became clear that he was uh, truly enjoying this experience.
You giggled and licked the salt from your lips, placing your hands on his chest as you looked down at his beautiful face. His emerald eyes were dark with desire, and he held the lime between his teeth, waiting for you to finish your journey.
You leaned down slowly, your mouths crashing together as you bit into and sucked the lime he held in his mouth. Before you could pull away, his hands came flying up to grip the curve of your neck, keeping your lips pressed against his.
He broke the kiss quickly to turn his head and spit out the lime, but immediately captured your lips with his own. His tongue ran over your bottom lip, tasting like lime, and your mouth parted slightly, granting him entrance. The kiss deepened, and he rolled over so that you lay captured beneath him.
“That was… quite an experience,” he growled against your mouth. You breathlessly laughed. “I’m glad you liked it,” you managed to say between kisses. Loki pulled away from you, bringing his hand up to caress your face, running his thumb over your bottom lip. He was smirking down at you, the weight of his body on top of you keeping you in place.
“These dreams of yours… so deliciously bad. I love them,” he murmured into your ear.
You flushed at his husky voice and his bare stomach on top of you. “Lucky for you, I have a whole book of these dreams.”
He captured your lips again in a forceful kiss, his hand sneaking up under your shirt to explore the covered territory. He broke away to gasp for breath, licking his lips hungrily with a grin.
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