Wade
never fails to make you laugh. His jokes range anywhere from chuckle-worthy to
rolling on the floor, dying of laughter.
Sometimes
you catch him talking to seemingly no one, or a wall. It’s almost like he’s
talking to an audience.
You’ve
managed to convince him that chimichangas aren’t an every-night food. They’re a
sometimes food.
On
occasion, you can even coax him out of his mask, even though he insists he
looks like a rotten avocado.
He
seems to have a weird grudge against Green Lantern for some reason.
Wade
is a master of weapons. He taught you how to fight, not like you needed much
help anyways.
Surprisingly,
he’s actually really good with kids and even offers to help you babysit from
time to time.
Wade
has a real potty-mouth. You tried to enforce a swear-jar once, but gave up
after about a week and over $200 donated to charity.
You
had to talk Wade out of cutting off his toes ‘for science’ to see if they’d
grow back.
Wade made a comment that surprised you once. It
was something along the lines of ‘You know, the internet ships us, but not as
much as they ship me and Peter Parker. Sorry babe.’
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