Dance with Devils Headcanons for the boys going lingerie shopping with their S/O for the first time

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Shoutout to my irl friend who helped me with this! The first time I write it out, it ended up kind of awkwardly written the first couple shots I took, and she helped me out with it a lot, so thanks for that!!!!

Rem

-Rem has never done this in his life. Ever.

-He walks into the store. There’s so much… lace… and ribbons… Rem.exe has stopped working.

-It’s honestly just funny to see Rem like this. He just stares around, clearly completely at a loss for what he’s supposed to do.

-You grab his hand and he jumps ever so slightly.

-He makes few, if any suggestions, but they tend to lean towards being lacy and white or blue.

-Once you’ve picked out the bras, you ask Rem to run a quick errand to another store and take a look for lingerie. What does you like? You end up picking out an elaborate lacy bra, matching garter belt, and underwear. It’s not quite your thing, but it looks like something he’d like.

-Rem returns and you show him your choices. “While that’s nice… are you sure you like it?”

“…It’s not for me, though, really?”

“You’re the one wearing it. Do you like it?”

–“I… it’s not exactly…”

-Rem leans forward and kisses the top of your head. “While I do appreciate it, you should pick something you like. Why don’t you get dressed and come out again and we’ll take another look?”

-Rem guides you around the room, pointing out items and asking what you like the look of. You take a look at a few items, but nothing really jumps out at you.

-You pull a silky, lacy ice blue chemise off a hanger and hold it up to your body. “Um… I like this. Do you think…”

-Rem stares for a moment. His cheeks turn pink. “I…” His face returns to his usual expression. “I think that suits you very nicely.”

-You add the chemise and some lacy garters to your purchases. 

Urie

-Let’s be honest with ourselves. It’s extremely unlikely Urie hasn’t shopped with someone for bras or some type of lingerie before.

-He’s completely comfortable making suggestions and going through the displays and drawers of bras. He’s also super practical about suggesting bras. Do you have a big rack and need support? He makes sure you’re picking things based on practicality first., looks second. As far as looks go, he suggests a wide variety of bras, from cutesy stuff with frills and bows to sexy stuff that barely covers anything.

-A small part of you starts to wonder how many girls he’s done this with before. How many he’s suggested bras to. How many girls he’s seen in their bras and lingerie. How many he’s taken that lingerie off of. 

-After you’ve picked out the bras you need to try on, you locate several items of lingerie while Urie’s not looking and head to the changing room.

-When you step out of the lacy red bustier and matching underwear, Urie’s smile tightens slightly. “Er… Butterfly.”

Your chest tightens.

“You are lovely. And this bustier is lovely. But it doesn’t quite seem like your style.”

-”…I thought you’d like it.”

“But do you? There’s no point in wearing something to impress me if you don’t feel comfortable in it.”

You stare at the ground and quietly confess how you’ve been feeling.

-Urie steps forward and pats your head. “That’s a very reasonable way to feel. But I don’t want them – why would I want them when I can have you? Now, why don’t you take that off and I’ll find you something that suits you.”

-He ends up returning with a pretty silky, pale pink babydoll. “What do you think? Do you like this?”

You nod.

Mage

–The bras don’t bite, Mage.”

He says nothing and his eyes continue to rove, looking for a safe place to land and finding new horrors no matter what way he turns.

-There’s terminology for the types of bras. Why? Why does underwear need so many types?

-What? Are those underwear? That’s just a couple strings!

-You hold up a pink bra with little bows on it. “What do you think of this one?” Mage turns absolutely scarlet and pushes your hand down. “Oy! Not so loud!” He doesn’t want anyone else to get the mental image he just did 

-Eventually, he gets over his discomfort and ends up suggesting you try some stuff he likes the look of. And when I say some, I mean it takes two people to carry it to the changing room.

-You end up trying on his suggestions and none of them really suit your style.

– “Um, Mage? I don’t think any of this stuff really works for me…” You set down the bra he suggested and move towards a display with some other styles.

– “W-what’s wrong with any of this?” demands Mage.

“Nothing’s wrong with it, exactly. It’s just not my thing,” you say.

“What? Don’t you just wear this stuff for me anyway?”

-You turn around slowly. “Mage. You think I don’t wear bras outside of trying to impress you?” You pull a lacy bra off the rack and hold it up. “Look at the way these places market themselves. You think they’re trying to appeal to men, who never actually wear their products?”

“Uh…”

“I do take into account what you like. It’s not unimportant to me. But I’m also going to be wearing this. How about we look together for something we both like?”

-Mage and you work together to pick out something you both like, but he never bothers you about it again, strangely enough.

Shiki

-Shiki doesn’t care what underwear you wear. You practically have to drag him into the store. He just stands around, bored and asking to go home.

-He does perk up when he sees you hold up several bras which are white or pastel colors, in simple styles. He remarks how innocent you would look in them.

-He usually prefers you to look innocent and cute rather than sexy. He definitely wouldn’t say no to the second, but his perverted, sadistic side likes the idea of dirtying something innocent.

-Until he spies some other odds and ends in the store that are more his speed certain lingerie stores sell handcuffs and things along those lines let’s just leave it at that. Things go quickly… downhill from there.

-You are both summarily kicked out of the store and banned.

Lindo

-Lindo has faced many, many foes in his life. Vampires, devils, the works. And yet somehow, a store for underwear makes some small part of him want to turn tail and run.

-Not that he’d let you in on this. He walks into the store holding your hand – and very pointedly staring ahead and not looking to the left or right at any of the displays or posters or at any of the other customers.

-He’s outwardly pretty calm until you hold up a lacy red push up bra. “Lindo, what do you think?”

-Lindo.exe has stopped working.

-Once you’ve both been in the store for a while, he grows a bit more relaxed with the situation. He picks up a thong from one of the displays and holds the actual fabric part in front of his eye. “Aye, Matey!” You both start laughing.

-He end up suggesting a few things, but his suggestions are more on the practical side than about the actual appearance of what you’re buying.

“If you’re wearing this every day, these glittery bits are definitely going to leave a pattern in your shirt, is that going to be a problem?”

“Is that bra going to provide enough support for you?”

Roen

-He’s new to this and doesn’t know how it works, but just sees it as another thing that has to be done.

-He’s completed unfazed by how suggestive some of the displays are though you do catch him rolling his eyes ever so often because he thinks it’s so silly. His eyes don’t wander and you don’t see him so much glance at the pictures of scantily clad models on the wall.

-Throughout the entire shopping trip, he’s composed and doesn’t seem affected by anything around him.

-Then you get to the dressing room and find several bras in your arms that you don’t remember selecting. They’re all simple in style, but look good on you.

-You can’t help but notice Roen smirk when you emerge with one of the mystery bras in your “to buy” pile.