designer-eyebags:

itsallavengers:

Some Homophobe Rat: And what about the true American values that people seem to have forgotten? What do you think Captain America would be thinking about these f-

Steve, jumping out of a random bush: Hello ladies and gentlemen I Fucked Tony Stark Up The Ass Last Night so hard I broke the bed 

Homophobe Rat:

Steve: :)))))))))

A traumatized furniture company personnel: B-boss! This is the 3rd time Tony Stark ordered a new bed t-this week!

The boss: So? That means the superhero power couple has a well and loving relationship.

The traumatized personnel: BOSS. IT’S ONLY T U E S D A Y