who’s the cuddler: Alex. Both boys like to have some kind of physical contact with you or each other most of the time for reassurance etc, but when Alex gets even a little sleepy, he’s basically draping himself all over you and Warren
who makes the bed: You do, and you definitely complain about how they never help you out with it
who wakes up first: Alex for sure. He likes to go running in the mornings Warren could sleep till late afternoon if he really wanted to
who has the weird taste in music: Warren listens to what you and Alex affectionately refer to as ‘pretentious indie bullshit’ as well as his classic rock stuff
who is more protective: Alex gets very protective in terms of ‘if you so much as think about insulting either of them I will Go Off on you’, but Warren gets jealous most easily because he’s not used to having the good things in his life last and he’s easily worried about whether he actually matters to you and Alex
who sings in the shower: You do, and they both think it’s the cutest thing
who cries during movies: You, and the second you so much as sniffle or even hint at maybe being a little bit emotional about the movie, one or both (usually both) of the boys will have you wrapped up in their arms because hey, you might not actually be that sad, but they’ll jump at any excuse to cuddle you
who spends the most while out shopping: Warren would spend a totally ridiculous amount on you and Alex if you didn’t forcibly reign his spending in
who kisses more roughly: Most of the time, Warren likes to be in control of the kisses, only relinquishing his dominance when he’s 1) very very sleepy or 2) subbing for Alex
who is more dominate: Warren but he’s a switch for Alex and only Alex. Ask @kurtwxgners or me to talk about it, we have a lot to say on the subject ;)))
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 1000000000000000000