Kurt Wanger Ship Meme

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A/N okay i am so sorry this took me so long i expected this to be short but it got really long i just love kurt wagner

• Who initiated the relationship? (Who asked who out, how they did it, etc).

It was you. You’d liked Kurt for a while, he was just too cute not to, and thanks to Jean you knew he felt the same, but unfortunately he was too shy to make a move. Finally one night you decided to ask him to a movie, ‘like a date’. The poor guy was so flustered he almost couldn’t get a word out! Luckily he accepted and you’ve been dating since then.

• Who makes Mixtapes for their significant other?

Mostly you. You like to share music with him that he might not have heard yet, and he loves it. However, he also likes to make you mixtapes of his favourite songs.

• Who kissed who first?

You kissed first. It was after a particularly good date in which you had gone on a picnic, and Kurt was babbling about how nice it had all been. You could kind of tell he wanted to kiss you, but he couldn’t really figure out how to do anything about it. Finally you grabbed him by the collar and kissed him, much to his surprise and delight.  

• Who said ‘I love you’ first?

Kurt. It was in the middle of a mission, and he was honestly very scared. He wasn’t sure if you would  make it out (okay, maybe he was overreacting, but he worries about you quite a bit), and he ended up just kind of yelling it at you. Sure, it wasn’t the most romantic thing, but you were overjoyed and delighted nonetheless.

• Who takes pictures of the other when they’re not paying attention?

Kurt takes millions of pictures of you. Jean gave him a Polaroid for his birthday, and he wastes no time capturing almost every moment he spends with you. Although, you swipe it sometimes and take pictures of him. (He objects pretty heavily but it always happens in the end)

• Who needs to be touching their significant other at all possible moments?

Kurt does. He always needs to feel in contact with you, whether it’s holding your hand, or a hand on your shoulder, or his tail wrapped around you somehow. He can’t bear to feel apart from you for very long.

• Who asks strange questions late at night when they can’t sleep?

You do. You’ll be laying in bed and a thought will pop into your head and you just have to share it. It could be something deep and meaningful; ‘Do you think there’s such a thing as fate?’, to which he will try to answer to his best, ‘There definitely was when I met you,’; or it can be something completely dumb, ‘How was the platypus even created?’, and he’ll always laugh and say: ‘Go to sleep darling.’

• Which one is really excited to put up the Holiday decoration, and which one is dreading it?

Listen, Kurt really, really loves putting up holiday decorations, like, a lot. He gets really excited and detailed oriented, while you groan and help begrudgingly. Holidays aren’t really your thing, but you’ll participate because Kurt loves it so much.

• Who spends more money on (Useless) things?

Kurt buys a lot of stuff, but if you ask him, they’re all very useful and quite needed.

• Who likes to cuddle more? (Who’s the little spoon? What positions?)

Kurt absolutely LOVES to cuddle, and you’re not opposed to it at all. Generally it switches, but Kurt loves to be the big spoon and wrap around you.

• Who cooks the best? (best meal? Who burns everything they cook?)

Kurt cooks so well! Both of you are pretty good, but he loves to treat you after a long day.

• Who is most likely to sleep in?

You are. Kurt is up bright and early to eat breakfast and go on a walk around the Institute’s grounds.

• Who is the clean freak?

You are. Kurt comes home from missions and is too tired to do much of anything, so most of his stuff gets strewn around and you normally have to go around and tidy up.

• Long kisses or short kisses?

Both! Short kisses happen all the time; when you’re hanging out, watching movies, or making dinner. Long kisses are when he’s feeling more romantic, or he’s going to be gone for a while and he might not see you.

• Who’s the first to apologize after a fight?

Kurt, all the time. He can’t stand you being mad at him, and he never stays mad at you for long. He usually shows up at your door with flowers, ice cream, and a movie, a pleading look in his eyes. Of course, you always let him in. He has killer puppy eyes.

• Who is the flirt? (And who is the romantic?)

Kurt Wagner is SUCH a hopeless romantic. He always does silly little things to show you how much he loves you. Stuff like leaving cute sticky notes all around your room, teleporting you both up to the roof at night to stargaze and have a nice dinner.

• Who comforts who more often?

Kurt has a rough go of it sometimes, because of the discrimination against mutants, but you’re always there to comfort him (or yell at someone who badmouths him).

• Who is the most protective over the other?

Kurt is way more protective over you. If someone says so much as one bad thing about you, he will be on them so fast. And it’s not just that, if you’re feeling down about yourself, he will be there in an instant to reassure you and tell you that you mean the world to him.

• Who kills spiders?

Kurt always does. You tried once and it was horrible and we do not talk about it anymore. All we can say is that a huge spider flew into someone’s mouth and it was not good.

• Who wants kids more?

Kurt probably does. Of course, it takes a little time for him to get past that fact that his kids might have to go through the same things he did, but he’s come to the decision that with the two of you as parents, your kids wouldn’t have any problems.

• How many kids?

    Probably two or three. The two of you might not be able to handle more than that, especially with the mutant powers they’d probably have.

• Who proposed? (How did they do it?)

   Kurt proposed. He got the help of Jean, Ororo, and Peter to transform one of the rooms in the mansion into a private place to eat. He surprised you, leading you down to the room with your eyes closed. Jubilee and Peter stayed outside making sure no one interrupted you (at one point they had to plead their case with Charles. He was surprisingly accepting of the whole thing.) Kurt’s plan had been to ask you near the end; he’d even thought of a small speech to say, but halfway through dinner, he realized it wasn’t how he wanted to propose. Instead of waiting, he stood up from his chair, pulled you with him, and kneeled in front of you. Abandoning his speech, he simply looked into your eyes and said, “(y/n), you make me happier than I ever thought possible. I can’t imagine a day without you, much less the rest of my life. If you’ll have me, I’d love nothing more in the world than to marry y-” at that point you pulled him up to you and kissed him. Jubilee and Peter, who had been listening from outside, burst into the room, rushing to congratulate the two of you. Needless to say, you said yes.