OMG please write something for Peter and the reader trying to woo Warren!! 💜💚💙

sxmmersloving:

Okay so I’m doing a little drabble for this one bc I don’t think I can do a full length story on it but here u go!! based on this hc I did :^) 

also tagging @phoenixejean bc her Alex x Reader x Warren stuff is fuckin rad man

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“Alright,” Peter announces as he waltzed into Y/N’s room. “Let’s see these lists, shall we?” he continues, flopping down onto their bed as he waves the list in front of their face.

“Alright,” they sigh dramatically, before snatching his list and attempting to scan her eyes over it. Sadly, before any of the names were read, the wrinkled page was taken back.

“You first,” he smiles cheekily.

“On three?” she confirms. “One, two, three!” The lists are exchanged and she hears the wrinkling of paper, only to look up and see his jaw hanging.

“YOU WANT KURT?!” Peter exclaims, both shock and disgust written all over his face. “I don’t think I’ll be able to look him in the eye anymore.”

They laugh as they finally take a look at his list. Scott, Betsy, Ororo. They continue down the list, before one name catches their eye. Warren.

“Wait, you want Warren too?” they ask cautiously before he looks up, eyebrows raised.

“What? He’s seems like a good fuck,” he explains before catching on to the last word. “Wait, too?” He quickly scans the list before returning her wide eyed look.

“I guess there’s only one way to settle this,” he starts, only to be interrupted by Y/N.

“First one to woo him wins?”

“You’re on.”

It starts out simple enough, with Peter offering to buy him a drink and Y/N asking if he could explain something to them, little gestures here and there, but then it got interesting. 

A week before Valentine’s Day, Y/N leaves little notes on his door. Notes that say things like ‘have a good day!’ with little hearts. Peter buys him twelve dozen roses with money he borrowed from Y/N to one up them. They see this, and end up buying him all sorts of fancy chocolate. It continues on, until Valentine’s Morning in the breakfast hall.

“So, twelve dozen roses, huh?” Y/N asks, a dry edge to their normal voice.

“You bought him imported chocolate,” he sing-songs, and before either of them know it, they’re harshly whispering about ‘the bro-code’ and ‘principles of romance’. Unfortunately, they don’t see Warren standing at the doorway listening in and watching them with an amused face.

“So, you two were competing over me,” is how he enters the conversation, bringing it to an immediate halt. Both of them look like children who’d just been caught sneaking cookies after bed time, and Warren just looked like he was about to laugh.

“Don’t waste your time,” Scott says, with a roll of his eyes behind his ruby quartz glasses. “He’s dating Alex.”

“Alex?!” Peter and Y/N exclaim, confusion evident in their voice, before a blond head pops out from behind the corner.

“Did someone call me?” Alex asks, clueless about the whole ordeal as Warren walks towards him to give him a peck on the lips, turning around and smirking at Peter and Y/N. As he and Alex leave the mansion, he hears one last piece of the conversation.

“Does this mean that you’ll talk to Ororo for me?”