(A/N): Ahhhhh, more Kurt because i’m the literal definition of a slut
Warnings: None, just cute fluff
Of course, It had to be Kurt Wagner. Wasn’t it always? He was always tripping, falling off high perches, and just being the clumsiest person to exist. It always brought a smile to your face however when he’d immediately jump up with a smile and assure you he was fine.
It was no surprise when the blueberry cinnamon roll came gliding into the room, nearly tripping when he came to a skidding halt. He gave you a bright smile, showcasing his pearly whites.
“(Y/N)!” He exclaims excitedly. “Have you ever noticed how slippery zhe floor is?” You can’t help but chuckle and shake your head, sure he was a huge dork, but he was your dork and you loved him.
“No Kurt, I don’t think I have.” You reply, giving him a smile. “It’s probably even more slippery given the fact you’re wearing socks.” Kurt just smiled and nodded.
“It’s like ice skating! Or vhat I imagine ice skating to be like.” You only laugh and gently pat his head.
“Okay, just be careful, Tile can be dangerous.” Kurt nodded, giving your cheek a quick peck before rushing off. You smiled happily, thinking of the wonderful dork that is your boyfriend. He was honestly like an excited puppy, always so kind and ecstatic about everything. Your thoughts are suddenly interrupted when a loud thump rings throughout the air. It’s silent for a split second before the hysterical laughter of Kurt fills the air.
You immediately jump up and run to see what happened. There lays your boyfriend, on the tile, nearly in tears from how hard he was laughing.
“Kurt are you okay?!” You ask as you crouch down to his level. “Are you hurt or anything??” Kurt can only shake his head as laughter falls from his lips.
“I-I’m sorry (Y/N),” He gasps between laughs. “I slipped and-” More laughter fills the air, bringing a smile to your lips.
“You’re lucky you’re not hurt,” You scold “You could have broke your elbow or something,” Kurt begins to quiet down, his laughter turning into small chuckles every now and then.
“I know Meine Liebe,” Kurt offers a warm smile. “I’ll be careful next time.” You smile, nuzzling your nose against his.
“Good,” You whisper softly. “Wouldn’t want my precious blueberry getting hurt.”
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