Oh, oh I need some headcanons please! What do you think a drunk Kurt would be like? Blue fluffball accidently got a big gulp from Warren’s secret stash or something – I imagine that could be funny to really stressful XD

jellantria:

• “Warren, what are you drinking?”
• “Uhm, tea?”
• Warren would leave the room to get something and Kurt being a curious lil fluffball drinks from the tea.
• Plus he loves tea so he couldn’t resist it.
• “This tea tastes different.”
• “It’s good, though. Maybe another sip.”
• He would start teleporting anywhere around the mansion, scaring unsuspected students.
• “I am a furry menace!”
• Imagine him teleporting in a corner and seeing a student taking cookies from someone else’s stash.
• “I see you, Kate!”
• “Who is this?”
• “Your consciousness.”
• He would soon grow tired and bored and settle somewhere rather uncomfortable like he would hang with his tail from the beams in the ceiling.
• He would switch to German.
• And sing nursery rhymes in German.
• You would attempt to persuade him to follow you in order to help him sober up.
• You would end up on the roof because he is a smol sneaky schnitzel .
• You almost fell down, but he managed to teleport you back inside.
• He teleported away and you had to search him around the mansion again.
• He almost dropped some vases that were Charles’ family heirloom.
• Also, he almost broke a chair and three plates, because he teleported clumsily in the kitchen.
• You finally managed to catch him.
• The alcohol’s influence is starting to rub off, finally!
• He starts being dizzy and he feels lightheaded.
• You help him out along with warren, who laughed with Kurt’s shenanigans.
• You tuck him in his bed and kiss him ‘goodnight’.
• “Stay, meine Bonbon.”