Ship Meme: Nightcrawler

iamsuperfluff:

I apologize for any ooc moments, because I’m fairly new to the character, but I promise I did my best. Enjoy the blue cinnamon roll.

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Kurt
does – he might be scary-looking to some but he is the sweetest
little cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He’s all about using his
teleportation to give you little surprise kisses – even
upside-down ones. The kisses make up for the getting startled.
(Even though the little shit always giggles at you when you jump)

Gets jealous the
most

He
tries really hard not to, but being told you’re a hideous demon
creature during most of your formative years tends to lead to
insecurities. Luckily the jealousy is never too deep and a sincere
kiss from you will reassure him so much he’ll blush purple for
hours.

Picks the other up
from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Kurt
doesn’t drive much, but as he’s a teleporter that doesn’t really
matter. When you’re too smashed to drive, he’ll teleport you back
home and it always makes
him smile to see the childish amazement on your face (“We were
there and now we’re here. How’d
you do that???”) You both feel pretty sick after, but you don’t
remember and he never mentions it. (He sees it as a sort of little
sacrifice he makes b/c he loves you.)

Takes care of on
sick days

You
do – he’s soooo cute and helpless when he’s sick and he loves
having you baby him when he’s got a high fever and stuff. On the
other hand, when you’re sick he always panics and makes sure you
haven’t contracted some deadly virus. Even if it’s just a cold.

Drags the other
person out into the water on beach day

Both
of you are super-enthusiastic about beach things – whether it be
swimming, sandcastles or just soaking up sunlight. The provision
for this is that it has to be either a private or mutant-only beach
– somewhere nobody is going to point at poor Kurt and scream
“monster!!!” B/c if that’s the case, neither of
you will go.

Gives unprompted
massages

He
does – and he is really.. REALLY, good
at it. You usually fall asleep and he’s gone when you wake up, so
you can never return the favor.

Drives/rides
shotgun

He
has no need for either, but if you’re going somewhere far enough
that he can’t teleport both of you, he’ll take shotgun because he’d
rather spend the hours in the car then get there hours ahead
without you.

Brings the other
lunch at work

You
do! He had an unusual childhood, so care and affection and things
like that are super-precious to him and when you put little notes
in his lunch (even if it’s just mcdonalds) he blushes to the roots
of his hair and won’t stop smiling for hours.

Has the better
parental relationship

Meh?
He has a decent-ish relationship with his mother Mystique
(considering she’s a villain) but depending on how you and your
parents are I’d say it’s a toss-up.

Tries to start
role-playing in bed

You
did once and he was so. Embassased
it was the cutest thing you’d ever seen. So it’s not really a
serious thing but every once in a while you’ll spring something on
him just to see his reaction.

Embarrassingly
drunk dancer

Sadly
this is his department – and it can get really freaky; when he’s
drunk he has less control over his power, so he’ll be flopping
around and singing off-key and he’ll just puff in and out in clouds
of smoke and scare the shit out of anyone he happens to teleport
next to.

Still cries
watching Titanic

Yes.
I’ll just leave it at that.

Firmly believes in
couples costumes

Neither
of you really, although Halloween is a
fun time for him b/c he can go anywhere he wants and ppl will just
think it’s a costume. He always goes overboard on the sugar.

Breaks the
expensive gift rule during Christmas

You
do – because he doesn’t have fancy things and you love to buy him
stuff.

Makes the other
eat breakfast

He
does – you can get into a hyper-focused state when you’re working
and forget to eat, so he’ll show up with pancakes whenever you
forget. He has the sweetest, shyest little smile when he gives you
stuff, you never mind getting distracted when it’s him.

Remembers
anniversaries

Kurt
always remembers and he never minds that you’ve forgotten – it
makes it that much easier for him to plan surprise trips and
parties for you. And you always get him a late gift, so it’s all
good.

Brings up having kids

You do – and although
he’s terrified that they’ll face the same things he did, as long as
you stay together he would absolutely love to be a father (and
let’s face it, he’d be an awesome dad.)