alchemistgf:

scott summers: a raging star wars bi, still calls his completely hetero affection™  “man cuddles” and gets some eye rolls bc he doesn’t seem to realize that everyone knows

jean grey: beautifully bi and out of everyone’s league, the notorious heartbreaker who has no idea what they do to people

kurt wagner: a smol gay child, is almost in tears when he finds out that there is such a thing as religious homosexuals

jubilee: the picture of a sun lesbian, loves and supports other wlw with all of her heart, just wants a gf to have a good time with right about now

ororo munroe: the tired bi, wonders when she will kiss a cute girl one of these days

peter maximoff: ace and panromantic af and comes out to his dad and everyone else bc he couldn’t resist making one of those shitty pan puns