whyisbuckyso:

domestic!bucky headcanons

• okay so
• domestic bucky would be such a fucking ride
• he’s such a little shit most of the time it’s ridiculous
• he thinks it’s hilarious when he tries to stick his fingers into the sockets of ur house
• “bucKY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING”
• “this is a… shocking sight, is it not?”
• so many dad jokes
• s o m a n y d a d J o k e s
• “what did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college?”
• “bison”
• he proceeds to bust a nut laughing
• he cooks a lot
• has his own apron but will often use yours
• when he’s stressed he tends to make a mess and then clean it up
• he loves inviting his friends over for parties
• ofc everyone thinks they’d pull his leg for cooking so much but they’re actually super supportive
• he’s totally made friends with all the old ladies in the neighborhood and probably likes discussing old TV shows with them
• “not to be rude or anything, maurice but Lucielle Ball is more beautiful than ur husband.”
• “amen sister”
• it’s bucky saying the both of that btw
• he likes feeding the birds that visit his windowsill and often hums to them while giving them food
• total opposite for his plants tho bc he literally is cursing like an army brat saying things like “fuckin’ clingy pieces of shit. when u gonna get ur own crap together huh” while tenderly watering them and caressing them
• he owns succulents for anyone wondering
• when he gets free time from his missions and stuff he’s generally clinging to you when u get back from work
• lots of soft head massages
• rlly positive sticky notes around the house
• “you’re my ray of sunshine ☀”
• “i hope your day makes you as happy as you make me”
• bucky ties his hair into a bun and uses hair bands many times
• he takes a keen interest in finding ways to arrange furniture
• one day when ur so tired that you come home and just walk straight to your bedroom to fall on your bed only to realise that it’s somehow disappeared
• he catches you midway and is half giggling half apologizing when you glare at him
• domestic bucky loves cuddling and nicknames
• he loves cheek kisses more than anything and when things are a little more intimate, he favours lingering forehead kisses
• he talks about his day and your day over dinner and casually mentions that he’d love a daughter or a son
• but he’s in no hurry because he loves you and the way things are at the moment
• did I mention that he probably loves doing mundane things like washing dishes and doing laundry
• makes him feel normal
• sometimes when he’s lonely he skype calls shuri and listens while she roasts him for five minutes straight about how he’s beginning to look like rapunzel
• he defo sends u a bunch of flowers with dumbass notes attached like
• “im proud to be yorchid”
• domestic bucky occasionally has self care days where he takes himself out and gets himself something nice and sends u pictures and it’s so pure
• he loves kids and he loves holding babies
• he loves u
• he loves his birds and his plants and sam’s face when Bucky whispers “Cannibal” when he’s eating a turkey sandwich
• he loves being happy
• he also likes chocolate chip cookies