Kurt (comic book verse if thats alright) x reader for the ship meme? Please and thank you <33

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Who hogs the
duvet?

You do! Kurt is the kindest and most considerate boyfriend. And
due to his time at the circus, being forced to sleep in cramped places–he did
not move much when he slept. Unlike you, who continuously night after night,
cocooned yourself in those blankets.

Who
texts/rings to check how their day is going?

Kurt does! He loves to hear about your day and constantly loves to
know what you’re doing at work. If you’re particularly busy that day, he’ll
make sure to leave you a message telling you how much he loves you and misses
you.

Who’s the
most creative when it comes to gifts?

He is! If you didn’t know his mutation you would swear that he was
a telepath. Somehow he manages to know exactly what you want for your birthday,
Christmas, or any other holiday the two of you celebrate. You had your
suspicions through, every time he suggested the two of you hang out with Jean
and Scott.

Who gets up
first in the morning?

He does, it’s uncanny how early he could be out of bed. Most of
the time at 6:30 am he’s already downstairs preparing breakfast for the two of
you.

Who suggests
new things in bed?

You do! Anything to do with sex immediately causes him to freeze
up and his whole body with become flushed. Most of the time he will take your
suggestions, trying them out later that night.

Who cries at
movies?

You both do! It’s common knowledge that Kurt is a big softie, so
whenever it comes to romantic movies or generally movies with sad endings the
two of you have to come prepared. Usually it depends what movie the two of you
watch, but most of the time you are the strong one, as you try not to laugh
while wiping away his tears.

Who gives
unprompted massages?

He does, you could swear after a long day or week, at the end of
the night somehow his hands somehow find their way to your shoulders giving you
the best shoulder and back massage that you ever hand. You could swear, his
hands were magical and most of the time you tried to repay back the
favor–unfortunately, your massages are not as good in comparison to his.

Who fusses
over the other when they’re sick?

You do and honestly Kurt thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. It
happens more times than you would have liked, since he insists on helping every
poor animal he sees stuck in the rain. You make sure he’s always warm and that
he stays in bed. He tries to get you to stay away from him, for you to avoid
becoming sick, however you end up catching whatever he had the week later.

Who gets jealous easiest?

He does! Every time someone is staring in your general direction
or chatting casually with you, he immediately thinks the worst. While he is
never really the confronting type, he immediately avoids the situation–becoming
sullen and depressed. It takes a considerable number of soft kisses and cuddles
to make it up to him.

Who has the
most embarrassing taste in music?

He does! It took you a while to figure out but he has a soft spot
for pop music, softly humming along to it while he’s working. While you find
nothing wrong with his music selection, it embarrasses him greatly, causing his
cheeks to turn the softest shade of purple. You find it the cutest thing ever.

Who collects
something unusual?

Neither of you really, but you and Kurt are definitely the couple
who enjoys picking up the prettiest shells you can find when you go to the
beach. Keeping them inside of your shared closet.

Who takes the
longest to get ready?

He does, which at first came as quite a shocker to both of you.
Kurt wants to make sure that he looks perfect for you, whether it be going out
the movies or picking up groceries, he wanted to make sure that everyone in the
world knew that he was worthy enough to be with you.

Who is the
most tidy and organized?

He is! Most of the cleaning that is done around the house is done
by him, meaning that he’s in charge to making sure that everything is put
neatly back in its correct spot. Sometimes for fun while he’s cleaning, you’ll
rearranged some of the items which he just put away, causing him to be quite
confused and puzzled.

Who gets most
excited about the holidays?

You both do! Upon realizing that Kurt has not celebrated a proper
Christmas or any other holiday, you vowed to celebrate them all with him. From
birthdays to Valentine’s Day, both of you go all out with decorations and
festivities and despite how exhausted you are at the end of the day; it’s all
worth it to see that amazing smile on his lips.

Who is the
big spoon/little spoon?

It depends. At times, Kurt enjoys being the little spoon,
especially when he has nightmares. However, at times he wouldn’t mind cuddling
with you in his arms.

Who gets most
competitive when playing games and/or sports?

You are! Kurt really isn’t that competitive when it comes to games
and such. Honestly, this boy would do anything to see your face light up, so at
times he might lose the small game
that the two of you were playing. However, your melodic taunting and blinding
smile, easily erased his guilt.

Who starts
the most arguments?

You do! The two of you almost never argue, but occasionally you
will notice something bothering Kurt and it’s only your instinct to pry. You
don’t mean any harm in asking, but if it’s something that is deeply bothering
him, he feels a bit silly bothering you with it. A few back and forth answers
then things become heated, causing the two of you to bicker. In the end, he
knows you have no ill intentions and just wanted to help. A long cuddle session
later, and the argument never happened.

Who suggests that they buy a pet?

He does! It’s not a secret that Kurt is obsessed with animals. But
quite honestly, the number of strays that he brings home, the two of you don’t
even need to discuss buying a pet; you both already have a shelter. But
somehow, he seems to convince you that one more animal inside the house would
not be such a bad thing. And damn, you wished you were not such a sucker for
those puppy dog eyes.

What couple
traditions they have?

Both you and Kurt enjoy spoiling each other every chance the two of you get. While, this isn’t really considered a tradition, every year for your birthday Kurt insists on getting you a single red rose and a box of chocolates. And for his birthday, you always insist doing anything that he wants to do, whether it be traveling around the world the entire day or staying in a cuddling. 

What tv shows they watch together? 

The Big Bang Theory and Seinfeld.

What other
couple they hang out with?

None, most of your friends are single and the two of you would
quite honestly want to spend time together than with your friends.

How they spend time together as a couple?

The two of you have quite busy schedules, so it makes time
management difficult when trying to balance your jobs as well as the other.
Most of the time, you guys spend time together doing completely mundane things,
such as brushing your teeth together in the morning, bringing the other lunch,
or cuddling and having late night talks. It might not be the most ideal way to
be a couple, but somehow the two of you seem to make it work.

Who made the first move?

You did! Kurt was an overall shy person and it would typically
take quite a while for him to fall in love with someone and having the
confidence to admit it, let alone confess his feelings. With all the awkward
glances the two of you were giving each other and the unresolved tension, you
forfeited yourself esteem and not so causally asked him out. After some
stuttering and flushed faces, he said yes.

Who brings flowers home?

He does! This boy loves
bringing you flowers, whether it’s the bouquets or just some he’s been growing
outside, this boy lives to see your face whenever he presents you with the
gift. And sometimes as a gift, you enjoy weaving those flowers into a small
crown and giving them back to him. He wears your creation for the rest of the
day, a smile never leaving his lips

Who is the best cook?

He is! If it weren’t for your busy schedules, you would have him
cook for you every day and for three meals a day. Since he can’t, he reserves
his cooking skills for weekends and special occasions. And more often than not,
if you happened to sleep in on the weekend, he’ll present you sheepishly with
breakfast in bed.