KURT SMUT HEADCANNONS OMFG

havokangel:

[cracks neck] lets DO THIS

• first things first: sex with kurt = a promise to be married one day, pretty much.
• (don’t even imagine him buying you a promise ring for christmas. DON’T.)
• kurt was very nervous the first time you got to the physical side of your relationship, because, well, he’s him and you’re you – but once you show him that you love every inch of his blue skin and his tail, he gets more and more confident in himself.
• the first time you had sex – it was his first time, and he was really REALLY nervous.
• it started off as an innocent makeout session, but soon enough he was on top of you with his hands groping your chest and chests heaving against one another. 
• once you softly palmed against his bulge, his plump lips detached from yours, panting heavily.
• “do you want me, kurt?” you had asked softly, completely understanding of his morals. (you were ready for rejection – but you were shocked at his breathy laugh, and small smile.)
• it only took seconds for you guys to rid of each others clothing, moving him to rest his back against the headboard.
• his tail winded  around your waist as his are were your chest, eyes skewed shut as you sunk onto him for the first time.
• afterwards, kurt held you tightly against him and whispered how in love he is with you, and how he’s so grateful that you’re his.
• when kurt tells peter and scott that he lost his virginity, peter straight spits out his drink as scott cheers. 
• “NO, PETER WE ARE NOT HAVING A PARTY-” “DUDE THIS IS A DAY TO REMEMBER”
• kurt LOVES oral. like, L O V E S IT.
• he loves how soft and teasing you are, using the tip of your tongue to lick up his length; those doe eyes staring up at him.
• he also likes to cum in your mouth, omg.
• kurt can kinda lose himself when you take him deep, throat contracting around his cock; that’s when he lets out a broken gasp and cums.
• he feels bad at first, but the sight of you swallowing is enough to get him hard again.
• he’s a bit scared to give you oral at first because of his teeth, but he’s a quick learner.
• (plus the way you squirm against his hold is so fucking hot)
• his teeth have a habit of sinking down into your skin when he gets too into it – when he pauses, thinking he’s hurt you, he’s shocked to see that you’re even more turned on than before.
• kurt also discovers that you like it when he speaks german to you.
• “mögst du das, liebling?” like that, darling?
• when kurt cums, he’s quite vocal; his moans gets a little higher, breaths quicker.
• he also adores kissing while he cums, so you make a point to kiss him when he does.
• KURT LOVES CUDDLES AFTERWARDS. DO NOT FIGHT ME ON THIS.
• he’s also super clingy and soft and warm and smiley okay. 
• (if the song i just had sex by the lonely island was around during the 80s, peter would definitely blast that outside your room. he’s a prick.)

(please let me know if the german is wrong if you speak it! i got it from google!)