protective thor is my kink i swear to fucking god
- thor is literally protecting everyone
- steve
- bucky
- tony
- bRUCE ESPECIALLY
- “haha, tiny humans”
- but you??? god you are so cute
- he’s had the instinct since he met you to protect you
- “you are just so precious”
- you just blush and hit him and he laughs
- your relationship progresses and its doesn’t get worse but it just heightens slightly (because nothing gets worse with thor, if you know what i mean)(cuz he’s a good egg)
- he’s just instinctively protective of you in the purest of ways because he loves and cares about you
- so when someone else tries to step up to you, his love, guess what the fuck happens
- he eyes the person warily, detecting if they are a threat to you or if you can handle it yourself
- if they get way to close for anyone’s liking he rises up and doesn’t really have to do anything else but step up behind you and wrap his massive arm around your shoulders and smile (menacingly) down at the dude/person/creep
- “if you would like to leave in one piece then i suggest you leave my partner alone. otherwise we will have a massive problem.”
- and the creep just kinda looks between you guys and backs up and scatters
- thor is happy and proud and just kisses you sweetly and you pat his muscular arm
- “love you, thor, my big bad teddy bear”