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STRANDED (2,526 words)
It’s cold.
Cold, as in if he lets it rip right now, snowflakes would probably come shooting out of his ass.
Lance was born in Cuba, okay. When nights got “cold” in Cuba, Lance just had to trade his shorts for jeans and tuck his shirt into it so the breeze wouldn’t be able to get to his tummy and give him a stomachache, but this? What the hell was this? Hell frozen over? Satan’s goddamn icy asshole on a cold winter night?
And of course, he couldn’t have gotten launched out of the wormhole with Pidge! Or Hunk! Or Allura or Shiro or even Coran! It just had to be–
“Would you quit it?” Keith hisses, smacking Lance on the shoulder as he tries to huddle closer for some goddamn warmth.
“You know what, Keith,” Lance spits as he wraps his arms tighter around himself to compensate for his rapidly decreasing body temperature. “What are you? What are you even?! Is this warm to you? Are you even human?!”
“It’s not even that cold, Lance!” Keith snaps.
“It’s not even that cold, Lance!” He mimics, raising his voice into an impossibly high pitch. It sounds nothing like Keith but he’ll throw himself outside into the snow before he’ll admit it. “My balls are about to sever themselves from the rest of my body because there’s no difference in temperature between my body and this goddamn ice planet right now!”
Klance fanfic where Keith and Lance are stranded without their lions. Months go by and they fall in love.
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