The main 2P! Axis as your boyfriend

2p-sintalia-shit:

2P! Italy:

– will s p o i l you shitless
– I mean seriously he’s practically made out of money
– “luci don’t you think this sword replica from the Han dynasty is pretty cool?”
*is already on the phone calling* “sure thing, bella”
– prepare for sudden hugs from behind, hum
– he also smells your hair while he’s at it
– and sudden classy af dates
– usually calls you with pet names and endearments (bella, tesora, mia cara,
etc) rather than your actual name
– but when he does you’d know that shits about to go down
– may it be sexual or not *wink wonk*
– you two might be dating but his smooth advances never fail

2P! Germany:

– his attitude doesn’t really change that much
– his hugs are like the bEST HUGS
– puns, puns, & more puns
– you two probably take baths together and it doesn’t even have to be sexual
– but it could be
– will spoon you like every time you two cuddle
– absolute dork
– goes to the gym with you and spends 147% of the time showing off his abs and
muscles
– is always down for sex I’ll give ya that
– PDA is his religion
– he sometimes doesn’t even realize it istg
– don’t ever worry of him hurting you or cheating on you this piece of shit is
golden

2P! Japan:

–
smug af
– he’s so damn blunt that it leaves you speechless
– also can I tell you that hair is like absolute p e r f e c t i o n
– everyone who touches it dies with the exemption of you
– tries to recreate those cheesy shoujo manga scenes
–t r i e s
– always ends up with you in a hysterical fit of laughter
– he’s pretty chill with affection and all the shit
– would leave you with a shit ton of hickies
– his way of marking property
– kinkshamed to hell
– baths with him
– he’ll ask if he could wash your hair 
– sarcasm

™

– smartass replies
– “kuro your sass isn’t needed hERE” “so are your clothes but I don’t see you
doing anything about it”