a/n: i need to stay in my LANE jeez
– ok so y’know that thing cats do where they like,, lean into your touch if you hold your hand near their heads??
– yea that’s peter
– and he makes a little soft purring noise when you stroke his hair
– “i thought you were spiderman, not catman.”
– getting a text at like 3:46am
– ‘i just saw the cutest fucking dog oh my GOD’
– ‘peter why are you outside’
– ‘oh i was helping mr stark beat someone up’
– ‘are you hurt?’
– ‘emotionally, yes. i wanted to pat that dog really bad’
– ‘come over, dork’
– staying with him in stark tower and bringing a weird kind of happiness to the whole team
– like when you start blasting jump around by house of pain and absolutely go for it dancing in the kitchen with peter
– he’d be so so overly excited to introduce tony to you
– “mr stark, hi! this is my y/n. i mean, er. my girlfriend. y/n!”
– “chill out, web slinger. nice to meet you, y/n. props to you on being able to put up with that.”
– “dude i love you so much.”
– “dude. i love you more.”
– one day one of the iconic avengers fights is televised
– and ur like,, losing ur shit worrying about peter
– but he’s swingin around and kicking ass like usual
– until he gets fucking flung across the street and slammed into the side of a building and you swear to god your heart stops
– and he lays there for a couple of seconds
– and then stand up with a little defeated noise and a real quiet lil comment
– the camera barely picks it up
– you might be the only one watching that hears it
– “mother trucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”
– singing high school musical duets together
– “girl you must be a moisture evaporator because speaking to you is my primary function.”
– “peter,,,, shut up.”
– he would treat like you were made of glass most of the time
– partly because most of the physical contact he gives is to cause pain
– and partly because he’s a shy little dork that gets blushy everytime you touch him
– “this meme made me think of you.”
– him having 47638 cute snapchat videos saved of just the two of you giggling with dumb filters late at night
– fake proposing to you with a ringpop
– “promise i’ll get you a real one one day.”
– having ur first kiss when you reference brooklyn 99 in front of him and he’s so overwhelmed by affection he cant help himself
– like stands up so quickly from where he’d been sitting that his chair falls over
– and he just leans into you, a shaky hand coming to rest on the side of your face
– him calling u baby because he loves the way it makes you smile
– but when u call him baby
– that boy nearly goes into cardiac arrest
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