OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES
Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean
But consider:
Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them.
Percy at the ocean: Fuck off
Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet.
Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget.
Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow.
Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island.
The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y’ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME
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Some more examples:
Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read
Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill
Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.
[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]
Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?
[After said sparing match]
Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk
Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me
Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-
Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution
Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:
You are my dad,
YOURE MY DAD!
boogie woogie woogie
Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions
percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!
grover: posideon quivers before him!
percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF
chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????
Percy:YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!
Thalia:I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
It just keeps getting better
Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?
Chiron: *gives up*
Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry?
Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!
Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’
—- Mitchel, at lunch : And they were roommates
The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates
Chiron: ???? What just happened ??? They were all in sync ???? Roommates ???
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Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU
Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?
Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.
*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*
Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk
Chiron: *fucking runs*
Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*
Chiron: Where did you even get that-
Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE
Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.
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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]
Leo: [blows it away]
Jason: Adam–
Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.
When Apollo showed up at Percy’s apartment door:
Percy: Why.
Percy: Why?
Percy: Why!
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Leo, about Percy and Jason: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay!
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