honestly i think it’d be kinda dangerous to stick a tongue in mallek’s mouth cuz of those goddamn chompers of his buT GODDAMN ITS…NICE TO IMAGINE I CAN WITHOUT HIM SLICING MY TONGUE RIGHT UP WITH HIS TEETH…Also hear me out- maybe he’d have a kind of long tongue? cuz snakes and also cuz i think trolls would probably have em for survival reasons or some shit but he just…/snakes/ his tongue down your throat while you’re both goin’ at it and scares the shit out of you

malleksuggestions:

His tongue would stick out a good half a foot or so, haha!

Or at least, that’s the proportion I have compared to a regular 5′3 person.

Probably in his case (a 7 ft tall troll) his tongue would be around 10 inches when out. He’d be almost a chameleon lmao

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