Infinity War would have been far better if instead of it being Thanos collecting all the stones it’s Korg.
Stark: “We will defeat you.”
Korg: “hey hey hey man, I just wanna earn enough to move my mum out of her boyfriend (who I hate)’s house and to keep the peace in the universe! I know I’m made of rock but there’s no need to be scared of me, unless you’re made of scissors! haha just a Little Rock paper scissors joke for you there.”
Rogers:
Banner:
Romanoff:
Barton:
Thor *pissing himself laughing*: IT GETS ME EVERY TIME HE MAKES THAT STUPID JOKE.
Stark: “We’ve made a mistake. Get this woke king his fucking jewellery.”
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