Lance: “Y’know, I expected dating a vampire would be all romantic and mysterious, the dark brooding one to come sweep me off my feet, gothic sex dungeon, biting my neck upon silk sheets at dusk, not /THIS/ you get it right?” Hunk, with a pillow over his face: “Lance, it’s 2am, I’m trying to sleep, also I feel really awkward answering this while Keith is sucking on your wrist”