Alucard, watching horror movies with his S/O, “This is what scares you? You have the worst monster of all sitting right next to you…And you’re becoming frightened of these fake ones?” S/O: “…Just last night you fell asleep with your head on my lap and you were purring like a kitten as I played with your hair…” Alucard, realizing he’s lost: “Well, my darling, any monster would become tamed under your lovely little hands *kisses each fingertip* I just happened to be the most fortunate.”