Author’s Note: I tried to keep it gender-neutral and Alucard may be a bit OOC. Requests are open (for male, female, and other genders). Thank you for your time!
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Who would be constantly kissing the other? Mostly you. Though Alucard does like giving and receiving random acts of PDA
Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon? Alucard is the big spoon, no argument there. He’s protective (its part of his nature)
NSFW Fuck or make love? Usually its very rough sex, but Alucard surprises you by making love to you
NSFW Who’s on top? It depends on what the two of you want to do that night 😉
Who wakes up first? You since Alucard literally sleeps until sunset
Who wants to constantly hold the other? Both of you! (Though Alucard sometimes abuses it and wraps you in an embrace and refuses to let you leave. He even pouts and sulks)
Who has a sweet tooth? You and, surprisingly, Alucard (He often says you’re the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted~)
Who’s the singer out of you two? You. Alucard adores it
Who’s the biggest nerd? You. Alucard enjoys teasing you about it till your cheeks turn red and then kissing/hugging you as an apology (He just does it as an excuse to give you affection)
Who’s terrified of horror flicks? Neither of you. Your jobs are terrifying enough…and so is Alucard
Who wants to stay in bed the longest? Alucard (He’s lazy)
Who says I love you first? You. It slipped out accidentally and that was the first time you ever saw Alucard shocked and speechless. He replied by dipping you and giving you a sweet and passionate kiss
Who gets jealous? Alucard and his wraith is unforgiving. One time another Hellsing member flirted with you and you never saw him again
Who would sing your baby to sleep? If you two manage to conceive/adopt, both of you would sing your child to sleep. Alucard has Romanian lullabies at his disposal
Who needs the most reassurance? Surprisingly, Alucard. He feels like he’s a monster who’s unworthy of you
Who just wants to be held? You. Alucard will gladly fulfill that wish
NSFW Who whispers the dirtiest things in the other’s ear at all the wrong times? Alucard in Romanian and English~
Who knocks everything over? You (and Seras)
Who wants a baby? Its complicated. Sometimes the both of you wish for one but then realize how dangerous it would be for the child
Who brings home all the stray animals? You. Alucard does it with police girls
Who gets the most nightmares? Alucard
Who’s the complete flirt? Alucard but you have your moments
NSFW Who’s the kinkiest? Definitely Alucard
NSFW Who’s the biggest tease? Alucard~
NSFW Who’s the one who loves giving/receiving oral? Both of you
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