Being With Alucard Would Involve

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• Fandom: Hellsing
• Pairing: Alucard x (Gender-Neutral) Reader
• Warnings: None but my questionable choice in men? Oh and mentions of NSFW
• Author’s Note: I just decided to write this while blasting Pork Soda. It’s pretty short. Requests open (and ask box if you just wanna talk/ask me something)

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• Alucard is a very…unorthodox lover but he tries. It usually backfires but he’s smooth enough to make it look good. Though he can occasionally fails (Y/N: *smiles at him*. Seras: Master did you just shoot yourself in the foot while looking at Y/N)
• Only occasionally says your name. He has an unending arsenal of pet-names. From babe to my beloved. Random Romanian ones thrown in as well
• You have seen each of his forms at least four times (he sometimes uses them to, ahem, spice things up during the sexy times)
• If you want Vladcard, just ask and Alucard will happily show you
• His dog form is surprisingly fuzzy???
• He liked to phase out of walls to scare you. Leaning against the wall? Surprise wall hug. Walking down the hallway. Prepare your butt bc he’s gonna pop up (”You looked like you needed the company~.”)
• He’s cold so snuggling up to him during the summer is an A+ idea
• Vladcard likes to purr Romanian words in your ear
• Half the Hellsing staff ships it. Seras and Pip are your Number One Shippers
• Seras is basically your daughter
• After Alucard turns you, despite whatever gender you are, you are now his Queen
• Alucard’s personality kind of does a 180 when it comes to romance and you
• Alucard tends to worship you. His lips will shower any exposed skin as he growls praises against your skin
• Date nights actually are a, albeit rare, thing. He’ll buy out (or intimidate the owner) a restaurant so you two can enjoy a nice meal together. He sneaks you out to your favorite places
• In bed he’s either gentle and passionate or so rough and feverish that you can’t walk straight for a week
• Alucard and all of his forms are not necessarily jealous, just very protective
• Contrary to the popular belief, he’s not a yandere. Again, he’s just very protective but he’d never take it that far. His beliefs of love and combat are very different
• He sometimes goes days avoiding you. On those days, the fear of him somehow hurting you are far too overwhelming
• He respects you and your decisions. He’s always going to be there for you
• The relationship doesn’t really follow the standards and isn’t “normal” but its still a working and healthy one