A/N: I am absolutely in love with this drama queen. I have so many more headcanons for but I had to write these down so I don’t lose them. If you have more, or requests, send them to me!! REQUESTS ARE OPEN
Alucard Tepes dating a human would include:
Him being bitter and pessimistic towards humans because of the death of his mother but he falls in love with you the moment he first met you
Him being scared he’ll end up just like his father if you were killed
Stealing his frock coats and high collar coats because they are warm and honestly why the fuck not
Long philosophical and scientific talks while gazing up at the stars
Him getting so worried when you fight monsters and demons and vice versa
You and Sypha secretly (not really) shipping him and Trevor
PDA? PDA!!!!
Him getting jealous easily and needing to show you are his to any person who glances at you
wrapping an arm around you
kissing you on the lips
kissing your neck
GrOwLiNg
Did I mention PDA? Because there is so much PDA
Him giving you sword-fighting lessons, which mostly end up in a heated make-out session… maybe at times in front of Trevor or Sypha
You two are basically nap goals (I mean he did sleep for a whole year in the catacombs) and him always being the big spoon. You two always end up creating a sort of nest from the pillows and blankets
Him nerding out over science, history, and philosophy while you watch with the biggest set of heart eyes because he is so adorable
He loooooooooves teasing you with his fangs, whether he’s nibbling and leaving hickies on your neck, softly biting your lips as you kiss, or simply just running his tongue over them
Watching him build machines because holy hot damn
PLAYING WITH HIS GOLDEN HAIR
braiding it
flower crowns
decorating it with flowers here and there and sparkles
using him as a guinea pig for new hairstyles you want to try on yourself
him complaining but secretly loving it
He sings to you and his voice is like melted butter
Him swearing you’re his soulmate because the prophecies said so
Toad's Cave 